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Tuesday, 23 October 2012

'Growing Pains' - The Vampire Diaries, Season Four

The Vampire Diaries
Season Four
Episode One
'Growing Pains' - 7.5


It's a hard choice between death and working with Ian Somerhalder


After last season's stellar twist there was a lot riding on the Vampire Diaries' follow up to the death of its protagonist, Elena, and a lot of hungry fans thirsty to see how she'll handle becoming one of the creatures of the night. Of course, in typical style the show gives us only a few minutes of a vampire Elena, but this season premiere is an action packed instalment that really delivers, even if it felt a bit superfluous at times. I mean, like she wasn't going to complete the transition, right?

As this episode went on I realised how much had happened during the previous one, despite the little amount of info the re-jiggered 'previously on' gave us. Caroline and Tyler were supposed to go on the run after an evil Alaric gave away every last detail about the vampires and hybrids in town, except Klaus ended up being supposedly killed meaning that Tyler believed his bloodline was about to die out. He started experiencing pains and forced Caroline away, only to reveal that Bonnie had put Klaus' spirit into Tyler. Meanwhile, since Alaric's only weakness lay in Elena, Rebekah kills her by forcing her car off the road and into the river, with Elena waking up on an autopsy table as 'the Departed' came to a close. 

And so we come to the morning after, with transitional Elena awakening in her own bedroom, once again with Stefan by her side. At this point the episode could have gone either way, presenting itself as an action-packed episode hell-bent on avenging Elena's death or a more subtle, character-building instalment that aims to establish a real reason for her to want to become a vampire. In the end, 'Growing Pains' is a combination, as the arrival of a new head for the Council heralds an immediate string of anti-vampire attacks. It doesn't take long for Caroline, Rebekah, Stefan, Elena, Liz Forbes, Carol Lockwood and Meredith Fell to all be taken in, as both vampires and vampire sympathisers. 

Rebekah's scenes throughout the episode were probably the highlights, but not just because Claire Holt is amazing, rather it was just luck of the draw. Her capture comes while Damon tries to stake her for murdering Elena, only for a barrage of bullets to come flying through the window out of nowhere. She turns to face her attacker, only to immediately get a hefty stake propelled into her heart, desiccating her immediately. Later on, she wakes up in the back of a transport van with Caroline, who had been caught straight before making her escape from Mystic Falls. As the two ladies contemplate the coming trial-probably-by-wooden-stake, the van crashes in a fantastically shot action piece that could have come out of a high-budget explode-y movie, showing them caught in the anti-gravitational moment of deceleration as glass flies around and the van flips. A second later, Tyler/Klaus rips the door off and pulls Caroline to safety, leaving the woman who's really his sister behind, of course after revealing to her that it is in fact Klaus. I don't know why he did that though. 

Klaus has always had a thing for Caroline, and that is very understandable, but I'm not sure how I feel about this Tyler-thing. Michael Trevino is a fine enough actor playing his normal character, but there wasn't anything special that he did to really get the fact that it wasn't Tyler across. He very occasionally started using English terms like 'love' and 'bloody', but mostly he talked in his normal accent and did normal things. He didn't even have that slow, dignified walk or the sly facial expressions that are purely Klaus. I don't know about you, but I'd have to call Trevino's performance possibly the worst part of 'Growing Pains', but a part of the blame has to go to the director. Also, his temporary housing in the body of the lesser hybrid is annoyingly short-lived and unused, there was so much that they could have done with one character living inside another, including having that Caroline/Klaus hook-up everyone's been waiting for. They get pretty close, but a long and later awkward make out session isn't enough. Once Klaus was back in his own form by the end, I was mostly asking what the whole point of it was. Joseph Morgan didn't even get an episode off.

Obviously this episode belonged to Nina Dobrev, which was a bit sad because I don't think she did that good a job. Occasionally she's able to pull off some great moments, but mostly I find her crying forced and artificial, and boy did she do a lot of that. A surprisingly good scene involved her remembering Damon's admission of love from 'Rose', which was filmed with Elena pretty much walking in on the past version of herself hearing it, then having it compelled away. I thought it was particularly well done for a show that doesn't - and shouldn't - pride itself on doing things any differently. This isn't no Buffy the Vampire Slayer, but I was still impressed by this quirky way of depicting the effects of Elena's transition. 

She is taken in as a human when Stefan is apprehended at her house, and the new head of the council - an apparent long-time resident Pastor Young, who we've never met - has a chat with her while her symptoms begin to worsen. All of a sudden it all becomes too much for her and Young's jugular seems far too tempting, forcing her to make a dash for the fresh air, only to be knocked out by one of the guards. When she wakes up, she finds herself in a cage with Stefan and Rebekah in similar predicaments, only without the transitional clock ticking down around them. 

Over in the world of Bonnie, there is obviously a theme going on with her increasingly frequent delves into the dark magic inside of her. After learning about Elena's condition and failing to petition the spirits at the old house, she decides to use the darkness to stop her own heart and travel to the other side in an attempt to bring the human Elena back. It seems to be working like a charm, with Bonnie lifting Elena from her prison cell floor, to the confusion of Stefan and Rebekah, only for the spirit of Bonnie's grandmother to appear and forbid her from using the dark magic, forcing her to return to life without saving her friend. She at first seems prepared to forgo the magic inside of her, only for Klaus to appear before her, demanding that he be returned to his desiccated body, choosing to pull out some of Tyler's werewolf claws and threaten to rip his still beating heart from his own chest. Weak willed Bonnie agrees to do the ritual, quickly zapping Tyler back into his body, only for him to collapse in Caroline's arms while Bonnie's Grams appears again, this time being tortured by the powers on the other side, wrinkling and writhing in pain as her granddaughter's forced to watch. Intense.

I was oddly impressed by Dobrev as she prepared to let her life slip away from her, all the while saying her possibly last goodbyes to Stefan in the cell next to hers. Neither can see one another, but that only adds to a well crafted and well performed scene. Even Rebekah, who watches the lovers prepare for the worst, was clearly moved, and she is motivated to do something about it. When the guard comes in next she lunges at him, making him jump backwards and into Stefan's reach. Stefan kills the poor guy then lets his body fall to the floor, the blood seeping out and towards Elena. It was a tense few minutes waiting for the blood to reach her range, as it felt like the rest of the guards could burst in at any moment, even though they just don't. In the end she is able to dip her fingers in and take a good suck, completing her transition and becoming the Elena we've been waiting for.

Damon did some shit tonight, but I don't give a fuck about Damon. All I know is that he gets attacked by vampire Elena while he's preparing to kill a guilty and self-loathing Matt. I was a little surprised Matt made it through the episode, but looking at his state at the very end, I feel like he probably should have died. I really badly don't want to watch him moan around like a fucking ghost for the rest of the series.

One question; how the hell did Rebekah, Elena and Stefan escape the cells? They got the guard down, but Elena was closest to him and she couldn't reach him. I don't even know if he had keys, yet when Matt is saved by Elena before he or Damon have a chance to free them. Did I miss something? Did they simply want us to be shocked when our protagonist does her first vampire-y thing? I don't know. 

As usual for this episode, Rebekah got another good scene, bursting in to find her brother packing his bags. She tears into him for leaving her in the van to which he reacts with disdain. She does make a good point though: following his apparent death, she was the only person who grieved for him, and he left her to die. Doesn't help his case that I prefer Rebekah, especially when she has the guts to pick up Elena's blood bags and strew them over the room, causing him to break and snap her neck, after denouncing their family ties. Awww, that was sad, but awesome. Joseph Morgan and Claire Holt work beautifully together, even though one of them is pulling a fake English accent all the time. I'll be a little disappointed if they don't get many more scenes together. 

The final scene was pretty confusing. To be brief, the evil Pastor Young gathers the council together in his farm house, only to unhook the gas line then blow them all up, including himself. Excuse me? What the fuck was that? It was marvellous, but felt like something you'd see in True Blood, not the Vampire Diaries, in that it was... a little controversial. He's a pastor who just initiated a mass homicide, which may be a risk factor the writers weren't able to comprehend, but tell me that isn't a little risqué? Anyway, I don't know if he's dead, but he was given so little dialogue that we clearly have to learn more about him, so my guess is that he'll be brought back stronger than before.

And so Elena is a vampire, Klaus is back in his body, Bonnie's heading towards Dark Willow territory, Tyler's unconscious, Matt wants someone to kill him, Rebekah's awesome. It's a lot to deal with, but I can't help but feel like a lot of it was unnecessary. We always knew that Elena would complete the transition, and like the show would be rash enough to save her from vampirism. There was only one way out of this mess that wouldn't disappoint the fans, and that would be a vampire Elena, so it's no surprise that that is what we get. For the Klaus/Tyler body switch, I couldn't see a single purpose other than having Bonnie delve into dark magic despite not wanting to. Was there another, more reasonable point to the switcheroo? It can't be that important for people to know he's alive, he was pretty keen to tell everyone who wanted to hear. What am I missing?

Anyway, it was definitely enjoyable and I couldn't think of anything disappointing specifically, except the illogicality that is always rampant in this show, as well as the show's unwillingness to get rid of its awful characters. They get rid of Alaric and Jenna, but not Jeremy or Damon? Yeah, I get they'll never be rid of Damon, but Jeremy is so utterly unimportant now that Elena's a vampire. The whole point was that he was her last family member, but now she has to be somewhat aware that she is going to watch all her human friends die, and that surely takes some of that drama away. You can kill him now. Please?

'Pilot' - The Vampire Diaries, Season One

The Vampire Diaries
Season One
Episode One
'Pilot' - 2.5


That's Nina Dobrev pondering what show she'll try out for once this pilot is dropped in the waste basket.

I admit the Vampire Diaries is a bit of a guilty pleasure. No one really referred it to me, but since my obsession with TV in general often led me to online forums discussing television and such, I'd heard many a person speak highly of the show. I'll be honest by saying I did eventually come to enjoy it, but this first episode is definitely not the reason why. Hell, in my years of watching TV this is one of the worst pilots I've ever seen.

First of all, could the characters be anymore stereotypical? Name one who isn't something out of every high-school set-drama; Caroline, the nosy, whiny, wannabe bitch-whore, Bonnie, the perfect best friend who only ever does the right thing, Jeremy, the rebellious emo who does drugs but feels bad about it, Vicki, the crack whore with zero self confidence, Tyler, the studly douchebag and Matt, the cutesy, love-sick jock ex-boyfriend. OH GOD, so many clichés my head wants to run away! Even Elena, who is just each and every female protagonist ever - she's lost her parents as well! Why do main characters seem to need parental issues or be orphans? Is it more relatable? Don't get me started on the loving brothers Damon and Stefan, whose only roles this episode are to look pretty and act mysterious. Stefan is clearly a moralistic, non-predatory vampire while Damon is the bad-influence, the evil, all powerful one. Right, cause I've never seen that before in a vampire show.

Remember, before TVD fans start tearing me to little chunks, that I'm only reviewing episode one, and I'm trying to blank the rest of the series out for now. I know the characters get better, but I'm trying to look at it as if I've only watched this and it is all I have to go on. So cool down...
Now, what's the next problem? Oh yeah, nothing actually happens. Fucking Vicki is bit at some point, but no one likes Vicki. In fact, I was kinda hoping she'd just die and Jeremy would stop being so pathetic and knight-in-shining-armour-y. At this stage in the show, I think it would have been the best option for him. The two of them are really the worst right now, and everything would have been a million times more awesome if Damon had just killed them both. Sure, Elena would be heartbroken, but conflict is always good in a television show; which is kinda the problem here. Elena meets Stefan, mopes about her dead parents then finds Vicki in the forest and goes home. That is all that happens, and it is the most boring and pointless way to introduce us to one of the protagonists of the show.

I guess that leads me to the big issue here - the writing is absolutely atrocious. The only other show I've watched by Kevin Williamson (that I know of) is The Secret Circle, and that also had a big writing problem. Heck, that was only interesting when Faye (Phoebe Tonkin) was on screen. Here, there isn't even a Faye. All the characters are bland, all the dialogue is bland, there is no conflict and everything comes back to high school-drama clichés. What's worse is that Williamson seems desperate to put in some jokes every now and again, but everyone of them falls completely flat - this may be the girl who plays Bonnie's fault - and that makes me sad. And not in a good, great character death-sad, just exhausted sad. It is trying so hard - too hard - and failing not-so-spectacularly.

I've voiced my complaints about the episode before, and received a typically close-minded response from whoever I was talking to - 'Oh, you obviously weren't paying attention', 'but the acting's so good!' (bullshit), 'Paul Wesley and Ian Somerhalder are so hot though!', 'You clearly didn't get it.' - and guess what; go suck a lemon. You loved it? YOU clearly don't understand what good television is. Not this. You may question why I kept watching, and that's fair. To be frank, I wouldn't have, but so many good reviews about the show convinced me to buy, rather than borrow, the DVD, thus I had twenty-something more episodes that I could watch or I could let go to waste. I luckily chose to give them a go.

Perhaps it's because I'm male. Is that it? Hot guys don't equal a high-quality show for me. It's just not how I view television. Likewise, a hot girl doesn't quite cut it either. No, the shows I watch have substance - fantastic characters, a thrilling plot, brilliant visuals, something - and this horrid pilot lacks any of the sort. This is, quite plainly, a high school-romance drama with a couple of boring vampires who don't do much other than bicker like school girls.

So, why is the rating 2.5 instead of zero? Well, because some of the performances are OK. I can't say terrible or fantastic - there is no specific moment where any actor actually gets to act properly, but Nina Dobrev, Paul Wesley and whoever plays Vicki Donovan did alright with what they were given. Everyone else either sucked serious ass at what they had, or didn't get a chance to fight or fail. Also, it was clear that a lot of work had gone into some of it. For example, the opening sequence with the attack on the couple - a horror cliché to rule them all and not scary in the slightest - was pretty well shot, and the boy and girl did fearful-but-obviously-gonna-die as best they could. The all-too-brief fight scene between the vampire brothers was also choreographed excellently, except it was over in about a minute with no real purpose or lasting result. Ah, oh well. Some parts were fine enough, but this pilot is simply not my idea of a good time.





Sunday, 21 October 2012

'Trasilience Thought Unifier Model-11' - Fringe, Season Five

Fringe 
Season Five
Episode One
'Transilience Thought Unifier Model-11' - 8.5

There are less psychics in Australia, John. Come home.


As confusing as its title is, 'Transilience Thought Unifier Model-11' barely seems to scratch the surface of the new complicated world that Fringe resides in. From Egg Sticks to giant carbon monoxide generators, the episode does its upmost to establish the Observers as tyrannical and absolutely insane - at least in a leadership sense. This utter crazy manages to come together fairly well, providing our first proper glimpse into the future and although it can get confusing at times it also makes disturbing sense after four seasons of build up.

What's best about tonight is that Anna Torv enters 2036 pretty early on, as I'd been worried that they'd killed her off in an attempt to be edgy or different, but nope, she's alive and well - if requiring an escape from her own amber mess that somehow involves Markham, the little book shop owner. Olivia had ambered herself around the same time the others did, but her body had been scavenged by 'amber gypsies' and sold to our favourite recurring guest star for one simple reason: he's fallen in deep, obsessive love with Agent Dunham, and had been using the amber block as a coffee table. Okey dokey...

As weird as it may sound, the titular device is designed to do exactly what you'd expect: unify thoughts. You see, we learn that September had implanted a complicated plot to defeat his own kind into Walter's brain, but in such a scrambled manner as to prevent the observers from pulling it out. Thus, the Thought Unifier is required to piece together the plan and get started on saving the world, and that is exactly why Olivia needed to go pick it up, and she still has it with her when she is freed from her orange prison. She is reunited with her husband, whom we learn she had separated from after the purge and after the Observers had taken Henrietta, whom she also gets to see again. Unfortunately though, the arrival of an Observer and tonnes of backup at Markham's meant that Walter got left behind and captured.

Now being held at some facility, Walter is psychically interrogated by Observers, giving us an in-depth and excessively unsettling glimpse into the telepathic abilities of these future humans. We've seen bits of it before, but never so blatantly. It's definitely no Charles Xavier-deal though, as the one assigned to Walter takes his sweet time pulling the fragments from his mind, eventually leaving with only a mental image of a young girl whom he knows to be aiding the rebellion. This is all at the suffering of Walter however, and he ends up with broken blood vessels in his eyes and a pretty severe blood nose, shaking uncontrollably whenever the Observer delves in.

Torture is always confronting, but there was something especially uncomfortable about this one, as you can't really do mind-over-matter when it's your mind being fucked with. Can you do matter-over-mind, or does that override everything? It's even worse that the dialogue between the interrogator and the subject is so well written, as the Observer gives Walter a bunch of demotivational messages to live on, i.e. 'There is no hope... for you. Nothing grows from scorched earth.'. Gee, thanks. I might get that printed with a nice picture behind it, then frame it and give it to one of my friends. A real whorey one just to get the message across further, not that I think the Observer is calling Walter slutty. They're completely devoid of social skills or cultural awareness, but I doubt they'd ever say anything like that.

You know who surprised me tonight? Joshua Jackson. He actually cried real tears after having to do the same during the season finale, this time during his 'I'm sorry we broke up' speech with Olivia, in which Anna Torv sort of shifted uncomfortably and didn't say much. He was also the focal point of the very first scene, which jumped moments forward and back and depicted him, his wife and child at the park as the Observers appeared in the distance so many years prior. From what I could tell, it was also the day that young Henrietta was taken away, as we see that later Peter found Olivia sleeping in an emergency medical tent with no signs of the girl anywhere. Though, this is Fringe so they might be playing with us a bit.

In an attempt to retrieve Walter, Henrietta uses resistance fighters to locate him, then uses her credentials - and fake death technology - to break Olivia and Peter in. They deactivate the carbon monoxide generator, which is apparently used both to help the Observers breathe and to deprive us of oxygen and shorten the life span of the natives. The Observer interrogating Walter leaves to investigate, just as Peter and Henrietta burst in to rescue him, quickly taking him out of the building without causing a huge ruckus. I was proud of Fringe for not having a big fight scene, especially after watching shows like The Vampire Diaries or Revolution, which has to punctuate all of its major events with impressive stunts and unnecessary and unlikely survival through precarious situations. Fringe is too smart for that, and that's why I love it so.

Back at the base - which is Henrietta's apartment, I think - the group is disheartened to find that Walter's staunch front against the psychic attack has actually destroyed his memories of the plan, and even the thought unifier is incapable of bringing them back. I have no clue what this means for the group, seems to me like they'll be riding solo until he can recall it somehow, despite Etta warning that he most likely won't. There is clearly hope though, because in the final extended scene, Walter travels down into the street to find a CD which he plays in a car body nearby, discovering music in the desolate Observer-controlled land. Just as this looked like a sign of hope on its own, he looks over to the pavement to see a flower growing from - you guessed it - the scorched earth. Hope!

God, wouldn't it be depressing if they fail at the end and that's how they finish it off? I can totally imagine them doing that. It's also not looking good for Henrietta, whom I keep expecting to see shot and killed or something. It's awful to say, but we don't know her very well, and her death would be some serious emotional drama for all of our main character to deal with, and now the Observers know that she's working with the resistance meaning she could go into work and BANG, no more Etta.

We've already travelled to this world once before, but the future is still shiny and new to us long-time Fringe viewers, with a million and one new things that we can learn about. From season one to now you can clearly see why so many critics consider this one of the most original and captivating shows on television, and with a new re-invention of itself every year pretty much, they really have completely outdone themselves this season. 2036, and the world is no longer ours. There is little more I could ask for, but I did find the ending gloomy and uncertain, leaving the characters without any sort of direction or purpose, other than putting Henrietta in danger. Surely by the end of the next instalment we'll know where we're heading next, as I really badly don't want to just fuss over the details for eleven episodes then have a double length finale in which everything works out fine because of an atomic bomb or something. Gimme more than that and you could go down as my favourite self-ended series. Die gracefully, and use all thirteen episodes wisely, using this chance to become a truly serialised and most-of-all intelligent drama.

'Pilot' - Fringe, Season One

Fringe
Season One
Episode One
‘Pilot’ - 7.0



Kinda looks like a creepy halloween jelly. Great, now I'm hungry. 


Fringe begins with a cold open that is as memorable as Lost's - a normal flight is reduced to disgusting, skin-melting hell over the space of about two minutes, and not a single main or recurring character appears. It is truly gross, and nearly unforgettable. Nearly four years after it first aired, I can still remember the first time that I saw it, and how that I knew there was something attractive about Fringe.

I will admit that when I saw this pilot for the first time, it was the only episode of the show I saw that year. It wasn't a conscious decision of mine to stop watching, rather I would continuously forget that it was on at the same point every week. Is this indicative of the quality of the episode? I wouldn't say so, although it has convinced me that this lacked the pulling power of Lost's magical first episode. Possibly this is due to the distant way the show is made; we don't really get a good look into any of the characters, and it is quite cold and aloof - at least until Walter turns up.

The first main character we meet is Olivia Dunham, played by Australian actress Anna Torv. In future seasons her abilities will be praised, though in the pilot there is little to distinguish her from other protagonists, other than that she is a strong, intelligent woman. Before this gets all feminist-y, you should note that Dunham's motivation is her man, so she isn't a completely perfect model for the modern woman, not yet anyway. Other than her love for fellow FBI Agent John Scott (real original name there), little more is delved into in regards to her personality or her history. All we know is that she is focused, stubborn, smart and emotionally stunted, all of which are pretty standard traits for any main character.

No, in this episode at least, the character who appears the most is not the character that stands out. Here, that role goes to former scientist Walter Bishop, acted with ferocious enthusiasm by another Australian, John Noble. Noble brings Bishop's insanity away from over-the-top, managing to ground his non sequiturs and occasional psychotic breaks in a plausible way, while still allowing the audience to find hilarity in the unfortunate man's suffering. It is indeed a nice break to have the comic relief be possibly the most important main character, and that is exactly what happens in Fringe.

There are obviously actors who aren't Aussies taking part in this uber-expensive production. Canadian Joshua Jackson plays the young Peter Bishop with subtlety - you never really notice the acting at all, which cannot be a bad thing. Blair Brown from Altered States gives a rousing and immaculately-delivered monologue about cancer and the rise of technology in one of her two scenes in the pilot.

In this episode, however, it is not the actors who steal the show. In Fringe, it is all about the visuals. The camera is constantly moving, never remaining static. The cinematographer plays with light and colour, he alternates wildly between close-ups and wide-angle shots. Len’s flare, though used far too much in some shows and films, is used to perfection here, and gives it a modern, fresh look without compromising a scene. The effects must have taken endless days to render so perfectly, and though you often can tell what is and isn't CGI, it is inarguably fantastic stuff for television, especially considering this was made a couple of years ago. The director's skill is apparent in many of the riskier scenes - Olivia's dazed and confused awakening after the bomb blast is spectacular, and we feel right there with her, experiencing the after-effects of a near-lethal explosion. There are two chase scenes, the first being the better, on-foot, it tracks over roof tops and down fire-escapes, jumping from the top of a building to a garbage disposal. The shots which follow Olivia as she dives over the alley to the stairwell on the other side was breath-taking and endlessly re-watchable. The second chase was vehicular, and was also pretty damn good for television, with the final crash the perfect end to the tense, emotionally draining pursuit.

There are issues, as nearly every episode has. As stated, Olivia's character is barely touched on, despite her being in nearly every scene. Similarly, Astrid Farnsworth stands in the background in many pivotal moments, only coming forth to do something for someone else. It's an odd addition to the cast, since she doesn't really do anything. Agent Scott is not particularly well portrayed, nor well explored, though it looks like his role in the show will be expanded upon later, despite his death at the conclusion of the episode.

On that note, the twist. It seems that all pilots need a twist at their end, and in this we learn Olivia's beloved has his hands dirty with the mess on the plane, and was involved in some way with the terrorist. I don't know about any of you, but I did not expect it. Sure, it wasn't that big a deal - we hadn't gotten to know the guy at all - but it was moving only because Olivia had just spent eighty minutes trying to save the man. Still, there are clearly going to be repercussions later on, and they will no doubt be worth the pain.

I don't know what the deal is; Fringe is an amazing show. Yet, I find myself having issues getting back into the early stories. Is it the dramatic increase in quality that the show goes through in the second season? Who knows, but the pilot is still a great piece of work. Sure, it looks like JJ Abrams attempted to recreate the feel of Lost, but that doesn't overly detract from the experience. In my opinion, it is a must see show as a whole, and thus, the pilot itself should be watched by anyone who likes a good sci-fi with an overarching mystery.

Saturday, 20 October 2012

'The Smile' - Homeland, Season Two

Homeland

Season Two

Episode One

'The Smile' - 8.0


By the way, this is my tenth review. Double digits! 

I wrote the review for the first season finale of this fantastic series only a couple of hours ago, and here I am pounding out the entry for the second season opener. This whole blog thing is making me wish I had this kind of commitment to my school studies, you know? Yeah, admittedly these aren't my best work, but my process is simply watch-write-post, with only about an hour or two spent looking at the recap. I don't call them reviews because when I started, that was what they were, but by switching to recaps I was able to make them longer and they were significantly easier to write. Why is longer important? I don't know, just a long inbuilt assumption that a longer essay was far superior to a brief one, irrespective of quality. One day perhaps I will become more adept at writing in general and will muster the courage to return to reviewing rather than recapping. For now though... ok, let's give reviewing a go.

'The Smile' was a terrific way to start a new season, but I have to posit that perhaps a show like Homeland could have pulled it off better. To me it seemed... more thrilling? But in a bad way? I'm trying to get across that the show kind of sold out without saying it with that excessive a connotation, but there appeared to be a conscious decision to pick up the action. Maybe it was just me. 

The one thing that was definitely bad about the episode was a character; Roya Hammad. She was a journalist/member of Abu Nazir's group and contacted Brody early in the episode in order to get him to pull some info out of Estes' special safe of mysteries. There was something confident and sassy about her, but when you boil it down she's a quick attempt to make a plot device/villain trope into a likeable and interesting character. She's that amoral and fast talking bad guy that always emerges at some point, who always talks with a flirtatious smirk on her face and is able to confound the men with her feminine wiles. You know what, miss? You can take your 'wiles' and collapse into them like the failed concept that you are. I don't despise you, but I can never respect you as a character or a story arc, so I hope your hinted future dealings with Estes turn out dead, or you turn out dead. 

To be honest, when she strutted into Brody's new congressman's office and asked if there were cameras or recording devices, I thought she was going to take her top off and slut it up. I thought maybe he was cheating on Jess again, but no. She's just a messenger, and despite what they say the messengers always get shot. I wouldn't get too close to this one ladies and gents, some way or another she'll take her spinning path down the drain. Hopefully.

Something I've been incredibly anxious about was exactly how the writers were going to bring Carrie back into the middle of things following her very clear-cut dismissal from the CIA at the end of the first season. You simply can't picture how delighted I was by the process that sends her back in, it just made sense. See, some chick - a former asset of Carrie's and the wife of a Hezbollah district commander - approaches the embassy in Beirut looking for her with information about a coming attack and refuses to speak to anyone else. Carrie is whisked to Nicosia where she prepares to take on a temporary new identity; a Canadian. THE HORROR!!! 

It made sense, and it wasn't just like she’s had a single short beat off the job. She's been gone for months and has settled into a life without the CIA. In fact, you could literally see her tone and posture change the second she spied Agent Galvez waiting outside her classroom. Just so you know, she's now an English teacher, which is a perfect fit for her in my opinion. Also on a side note, has anyone ever seen Claire Danes as herself, as in like on talk shows or on the red carpet? She LOOKS different to Carrie, she lacks the crazy-intense eyes and jerky, flightiness that prevails the character. Weird. 

Off topic, yeah, but the point is that Carrie was calm and happy, then suddenly her world is fucked with by the CIA and she's asked to fly out of the country, threatening to unbalance her fragile state of sanity. I found her reluctance and clear annoyance refreshing, though I agree with Maggie who believes that deep down she really does want to go and be a part of it all again.

For Brody the episode concerned the sudden likelihood of him becoming the running mate for the Vice President's campaign for the top job. I don't know how often inexperienced and unproven politicians are randomly picked as possible Vice Presidents but it... was... Ok, Sarah Palin, you win this round. I won't complain any more. 

DANA. She's someone to talk about! All she did was piss off some school kids and openly and loudly admit her father had converted to Islam to a whole bunch of Quakers. You know what? Fuck you Quakers, from what I saw tonight yous people be crazy. So orderly and polite, until bitches be gettin' all islamic in ya faces. SUCK MY QU'RAN QUACKERS. 

Luckily the Quaker retards don't take her admission too seriously, but Jess does get a call from the school's - yes, it was a Quaker school - dean because she'd spoken out of turn doing the... what was it? Some sort of horrible, one-person-at-a-time debate that was very, very anti-Islam and anti-Iran. I just shudder at the thought of all this 'MY RELIGION'S SO MUCH MORE RELIGIOUS THAN YOURS. IPSO FATSO I FUCKING RULE YO' garbage, so I just adored the treatment of Jess' outrage at her daughter for implying Brody was Muslim. She went off her rocker yelling at poor Dana who just keeps looking at her father for guidance, before good ole Brody comes to her defense by admitting the horrible truth; he's converted to a different faith! THAT FAITH! MORE HORROR!!! 

Except this time there was actual mortification, with Jess wigging out like a chemotherapy patient in a hairdresser's, storming into the garage and pulling her husband's Qur’an from the cupboard and hurling it at the ground, much to Brody's disgust. Did you know that Qur’ans aren't supposed to touch the ground? I didn't. Makes sense though, they don't like feet, which is why throwing shoes is such an insult. Anyway, both sides had merit, even though Jess was somewhat narrow minded she did have a fantastic speech about 'these people', who she says had held Brody captive for eight years and would stone Dana if they knew she was sexually active. When Brody is disturbed by the book hitting the deck, she gets even more distraught, mentioning Carrie's accusations on their lawn a few months prior. Little does she know that her husband had illegally acquired classified intelligence for his terrorist group only that day... 

Shortly after arriving in Beirut, Carrie attempts to rendezvous with Saul, only to be forced off the meeting place by a man on her tail. Rather than turn herself in like Saul suggests, she decides she'd rather just escape him, and they go on a big long chase that's as thrilling as they normally are. I somewhat wanted her to be apprehended, if only to see where the show would take it. Alas, she gets away with a well placed knee to her pursuer's groin. Damn Canadians and their knees. 

I did appreciate her smile - possibly the titular one? I wasn't sure - as she walked away from the pained man, and I think it will possibly be the beginning of a decent into more and more dangerous situations, maybe. Danger is always good, I guess, but I don't want this to turn into a full on action drama. A political thriller was satisfying enough.

'The Smile' focused entirely on Carrie and Brody, and rightfully so. They are both intriguing characters who represent two misplaced facets of a similar coin, with both almost in better places following the dramas of the last season, only to be thrust back into lives that they don't want to live anymore. I can already see how this season will differentiate itself from the last, though I can't help but notice the differences; different music, for example. Abu Nazir is now kind of sloppy in his methods of communicating with his operatives - Damned Roya - and it is considerably faster and more edge-of-your-seat, a quality that is generally good, but perhaps a betrayal of the show's original restrained, documentary-style feel. Yes, I liked it, of course I liked it, but it was not Homeland's finest hour, though I'd certainly continue to tune in if this level of quality is held, because when compared to all shows it is still fucking great. 


'Pilot' - Homeland, Season One

Homeland

Season One

Episode One

'Pilot' - 9.5


'Thinking about terrorism gets me in the mood. Stopping it, of course.'
- PS. Not actually from the show.

Homeland is a terrific television series. I say this as someone who has already seen the entire first season, and admit my desire to rewatch every episode so far is what is driving me to write this review. It is strange to pinpoint exactly what makes it so good - it feels a bit like I am trying to explain why I enjoy a specific song. I guess it's just satisfying, and evokes the right emotional reaction from me. I honestly don't know; all I can tell is that the whole first season is expertly crafted and nurtured by its writers, directors and actors.

It still doesn't make much sense to me; the score in 'Homeland' seems pretty stock-pile worthy, and never reaches any kind of crescendo on its own. The flashbacks are over directed and clichéd; with 1980’s vignettes and 'foggy' sound editing to make everything appear distant. One could even say the premise on its own doesn't sound interesting at all (I sure did). Yet, 'Homeland' is right, and when put together in this fashion is nearly flawless.

Personally, I think we can attribute the successful composition of the show to two aspects - Casting and writing. There are nearly no weak links in the relatively small cast, with even the little roles played to perfection. The two clear protagonists; CIA officer Carrie Mathison and former-POW Sergeant Nicholas Brody; are immaculately given life by Claire Danes and Damian Lewis. Brody's wife is played by sci-fi favourite Morena Baccarin, who proves her ability outside of laser guns and stargates. Mandy Patinkin seems to revel in playing Mathison's mentor Saul, a character not-unlike his role in Criminal Minds. The only not-so-fantastic performances are given by the children actors, though we can hardly fault them on that; however I must admit the son's 'nice to meet you' introduction to his father was very well done by the young Jackson Pace.

There are some moments of real acting greatness during this episode, including Lewis and Baccarin engaging in their first sexual encounter in over eight years, which ends in Brody's wife having to hold back her tears following a particularly rough tumble. Danes is the one who really steals the show though, coming through with a fury in scenes such as Carrie's interaction with Virgil in the van, the interrogation of Brody and the captivating part where Carrie was confronted over her surveillance of Brody by her friend - and superior - Saul.

The plot involves terrorism, a touchy topic for anyone; American or not, and it deals with the aftermath of 9/11 quite honestly and openly. Before then, I doubt such a show as this would have been conceivable, and 'Homeland' seems to be aware of where it all comes from and what it can and can't do if it wants to remain relevant and relatable. No one character is blatantly a terrorist, and they are never accused of being evil or immoral. In fact, Brody's possible dissent to the Muslim extremists - here led by fictional mastermind Abu Nazir - is handled sympathetically. We are given no specific answers as to what side he's on, but we are slowly being led to understand him no matter what. The most interesting piece of plot, however, is Mathison's 'mood disorder'. While no big deal is really made by anyone, Virgil makes a good point when he wonders whether Carrie is either A) telling the truth, B) making the whole thing up or C) completely and irreversibly insane. As the viewers we are forced to make a similar observation - there is no way Carrie is normal, but could she really just be paranoid? A possibly-insane protagonist is a hell of a gutsy move by the writers and should be continuously commended.

The characters and the actors who play them are what make this episode and the show, not only watchable but endlessly riveting. It is not funny or sad, over-the-top or subtle. 'Homeland' is simply captivating, if only due to a perfect balance of composition. This first episode, and nearly all of the rest of the season, are absolutely fantastic. A must-see drama for all. 

Friday, 19 October 2012

'Pilot' - 666 Park Avenue, Season One

666 Park Avenue

Season One

Episode One

‘Pilot’ – 6.0



I’ve been taking somewhat of a break from writing my pieces recently, which I admit is an interesting thing to do at this time of year, with almost every returning show reappearing around now. It’s not my fault though, since I’m actually in the complex and highly overrated process of shifting my place of residence somewhere new, and the lack of a functioning cable receiver, bluray player, DVR or television have been hampering my repeated attempts to get back in the game. Yeah, that has put me behind. Yeah, it means none of my recaps have gone up yet. Yeah, like you give a shit.

In my first writing day for nearly two weeks, I am bringing to you a recap of the first episode from new horror drama 666 Park Avenue. Set in a New York apartment building, this adaption of Gabriella Pierce’s novel of the same name is no doubt hinged on the success of fellow genre-buddy ‘American Horror Story’, who came to be last year and brought horror into the realm of possibility on television. That said, I should mention how difficult it would be not to compare these two shows with one another, and thus I can’t be bothered trying not to. Obvious question; which is better? Less obvious answer; I just can’t tell yet.

If you consider what is probably the most important thing in this genre; actually being scared, FYI; American Horror Story definitely takes the cake. 666 has a few moments that got me a little but it lacked that pervasive sense of suspense and dread that made AHS so enthralling. However, the reason AHS was so scary was that it was unbelievably over-the-top, throwing any semblance of restraint or common sense so far out of the window it became entirely irretrievable, and this allows the viewer to legitimately feel like anything could – and would – happen over the course of the show. 666 seems to have morals and boundries, choosing to be almost completely devoid of violence or sex; those two aspects of horror that can be so easily used to manipulate our fear. Perhaps it isn’t so much morals, rather it would be the guiding hand of free-to-air network executives. You have to worry about this sort of thing, I guess, if you want to garner the attention of the general public, despite this being a horror show that risks alienating the fans of horror shows. Wow, did you get that?

So what exactly is this show about? Well, 999 Park Avenue is a residential hotel in the fancy part of New York, and it is a quite attractive building. I’m no architecture-fanatic  - I actually like the look of Fed Square – but this haunted masterpiece is pretty breathtaking, though that’s just a case of excellent location scouting. Anyway, in the first sequence we meet the building’s pre-main couple residential manager, who’s ambitions seem to converge on the thought of being a symphonic violinist,because that just founds epic fun. Whatever though, cause as he plays under the watchful eyes of the show’s obvious antagonistic couple – Lost’s Terry O’Quinn and Desperate Housewives’ Vanessa Williams – the tips of our musician’s plucking fingers begin to split open just a little bit, dripping blood onto his sheet music and his nice shoes. The bad guys are loving this of course.

Later the clearly ill-fated muso returns to his flat at 999 Park Avenue, packing his bags and smashing his violin against the dresser. He tries to run out the door, only to have it shut on him as he receives a call from O’Quinn, who totally says some shit. Scary shit, I’m sure. Admittedly, I just wanted to see this man murdered violently, only because my brain was freaking out thinking that it was inevitable. Sure enough, he does die, but not particularly shockingly. I was a little surprised, but it was no scary end; violinman (the world’s least interesting superhero) manages to break his way out of the building’s intricately designed double door entrance, only for that oh-so-familiar imminent-death cue to play just as he falls to his knees in relief. Seconds later he’s sucked through a little viewing hole and out of our show. To be honest, it was fairly nerve-wracking; until he was eaten by a door. Right, cause, that’s just full of sense right there. Couldn’t he have exploded or something? 999 Park Avenue is scary because it ABSORBS its victims? You do that, TV, I won’t stop you. I won’t like it, but I won’t stop you.

I didn’t realise what a profound effect that somewhat disappointing first death would have on my overall viewing experience. Initially I did think it was a bit silly – and not in a good horror-movie implausibility way – but it almost entirely vacuum-sucked the tension out of this show. Thankfully, there are actually a few other things going for it.

Our real protagonists, and the new resident managers are Jane Van Veen and Henry Martin, played by Australian Rachael Taylor and Dave Annable respectively, who offer a younger and more attractive look than what was seen in AHS. Oddly though, this slight advantage was not really used at all, and at their most seductive we see Taylor apparently naked in a bath tub. A sexy girl, sure, but they could have taken advantage of it. Another actress, Helena Mattsson – who has far too many adjacent double letters in her last name – is asked to strip off for the camera, which makes a bizarre decision to pan up a little, preventing visible boobage. I’m not complaining too much, it was just a bit surprising for a horror show to resist getting a little post-PG. DAMN YOU PARENT GROUPS. Some shows can have nudity. We aren’t all frigid old people with sheltered children!

The most interesting plot of the night did actually involve Mattsson. Taylor and Annable didn’t really do much, other than fuss over the house and get ever so subtly manipulated by Locke and Vanessa Williams. If you were wondering. Regardless, Mattsson plays Alexis, a voyeuristic whore who enjoys being ogled at by Brian Leonard, a flailing playwright portrayed by Robert Buckley who lives in 666 and is able to see Alexis’ apartment. His wife is Louise Leonard, who suffers in the episodes best scene; Only minutes after Brian watched Alexis remove her silken dressing gown to reveal off-camera bosoms, the married couple are caught in an elevator mishap. Their downward journey had been short, but somewhat unexpecting, culminating in Louise getting struck by a premature closing of the lift doors. I was honestly surprised, and watching the heavy metal barricade shut on the poor woman again and again was actually incredibly painful to watch. There was a very brief moment of real suspense when the lift clearly began to rise back up again, and I was momentarily sure that she was about to be torn in half. However, the next shot shows her back on the floor again, all of her in one piece. Not quite sure what happened there, but it didn’t matter, I enjoyed it. If it matters, she’s not dead.

For another character, they don’t get out of the night’s happenings so easily. His name is John Barlow, and it is established early on that he is a recent widower, with a very nosy Jane quickly discovering that Mrs. Barlow had died in a mental institution. In an understated and tense scene, the ghost of this woman appears behind Jane as she fiddles with a light globe, before vanishing into the darkness and emerging alive on the bed of her widowed husband. Gavin explains to John that his wife’s return is a rented life, and that payments need to be made. He orders the poor guy to murder two men, but he flakes on the third and Gavin returns his insolence with more getting-eaten-by-the-building. I won’t be so utterly bereft of fear about this bizarre method of death if you kill one of the protagonists with a spontaneous devouring-by-house. Maybe Jane can be chewed up by a water heater!

In all truth, nothing much else really happened. I’m already sick to death of the building itself, though I hope that it causes more lift-door accidents, that was fantastic. It was really the only point in the episode that had me tense – though the finger slicing in the cold open was getting there. The performances are passable, though I haven’t seen enough to judge properly. I wouldn’t say any actors jumped out in either good or bad ways, and I can see Taylor taking Jane far over the course of the series. O’Quinn and Williams are quite effective as the evil hearts of this tale, but from personal experience I have learnt that evil is the easiest personality trait to pull off to an audience. EVIL LAUGHTER CUED AND DELIVERED.

The cinematography is pretty typical of a horror, though it appears to be somewhat less inclined to pull evasive techniques just to keep us on our toes. For example, we don’t get close ups that obscure the entire frame to increase claustrophobia, which is a welcome change, though it once again makes 666 seem less like a horror and more like a standard network drama. Not necessarily a bad thing, though I hope they can pull in the normal audience like they seem to be trying to. Musically, I only really noticed anything in the cold open, which was scored with a nice orchestral piece, a motif of the show it seems as a symphony manages to make a repeat appearance. I’m certainly not antsy, classical music is always a step ahead of synthesiser-based scores that you get in shows like ‘the Vampire Diaries’. We all should note how important the music is in a horror film. Yes, Joss Whedon may note that the score manipulates us into feeling set emotions when we should really be experiencing everything the way we want to, but in a horror we need to be scared, and little does that better than a terrific, over-the-top musical cue. For now, 666 seems to understand that.

I’ll definitely tune in some more, though exactly how long the show is able to keep me intrigued is yet to be seen. Fingers crossed! 

Thursday, 18 October 2012

'Pilot' - Revolution, Season One

Revolution

Season One

Episode One

'Pilot' - 3.0





I've always loved starting new shows. With most people, it takes a few episodes before they decide whether or not a show is worthwhile, but the pilot gives you that one point in the show when you can make any assumptions about it that you want, without worrying about there being more information in past episodes or any prior notions that you are contradicting. Thus, we have the first episode of the new post-apocalyptic drama series 'Revolution', which I'm determined to see through the first season of, regardless of quality. Hell, bad episodes are more fun to write about.

One issue with pilots is that you have to remember all these names, faces, locations and situations that you'll generally have no chance of knowing prior to watching the show. I wrote down everything I thought was important and I still don't have the names for every important character we met. First things first though; was it any good? Well... it's alright.

To be honest, I was definitely intrigued by the prospect of a modern world where humanity has been stripped of its literal power, preventing cars, computers, phones, fridges, production lines, anything involving electricity from working. Don't think too hard about it, the premise really doesn't make that much sense when you consider it. Like, if power just stopped flowing, we would die. Electrical impulses cross synapses in our bodies which allow us to feel, react, move and think. Not all cars need electricity to run. Is there still lightning? I'm aware that's static electricity (I think, isn't it?), but you get the idea. There isn't much point in obsessing over the science of it all.

Revolution is one of those shows that attempts to get by on only a detailed and potential epic tale, believing that it doesn't need to spend long periods going over characterisation or dialogue. It's a shame, because the executive producer is JJ Abrams, who I know can write an excellent character drama, yet Revolution just... isn’t.

In the first scene we meet the a family living in modern Chicago; Ben is the father, Danny is the youngest and Charlotte the oldest. The mother I can't remember the name of, or maybe it wasn't said out loud, all I know is that she is played by Elizabeth Mitchell, who was one of the best actresses on Lost in her role as morally ambiguous Dr. Juliet Burke. Tonight though, she's only in the few flashbacks we get to see.

Everything is all right for about two minutes, but I have to hand it to the show - they get onto it fast. Ben arrives home and throws his junk onto the table, immediately getting out his phone to call his brother, who is driving down a freeway with a marine colleague or something. Apparently all the power's about to go out - big shock there, considering what we know the show to be about - but before Ben can warn his brother Miles, the blackout hits, severing the connection. The shots of the power disappearing were fairly awe-inspiring, with the darkness sweeping through cities like a wave. Miles and his friend's perspective of the headlights going out along the busy freeway was my favourite, as the camera panned up the length of the road, slowly revealing the horizon and the faint glinting lights of falling airplanes.

Seconds later, we flash forward to fifteen years after the event, with our protagonist seemingly Ben, who has become a worried and protective father of Charlotte or 'Charlie' and Danny, the latter is revealed to have asthma. Elizabeth Mitchell is said to have died, and the new matriarch is a British-accented medical doctor who treats Danny's asthma attack with herbs. Ben is eternally fearful of bandits and the militia which have arisen in the last few years and forbids his kids from venturing to close to the road or too far away.

They live in a makeshift commune with a whole bunch of other unrelated people, only one of whom is revealed to be at all important; Aaron, some fat guy who we later find out was a multimillionaire who worked for Google. I guess he's the Hurley of this show.

A normal day for the farming community is ruined when a local militia arrives, loyal to whatever the hell the 'Monroe Republic' is. This small group is led by some stereotypically macho, badass dude who comes looking for Ben Matheson, as well as his brother Miles who is clearly not at the township. Ben hands a small device – seen to be a flash drive in the initial scene - to Aaron and tells him not to let it fall into the wrong hands. Badass guy threatens Ben with the conscription and re-education of his children, and he agrees to go with them. Unfortunately this is television and it can never be that simple, and idiot teenager (there is always one) Danny pulls out a crossbow and tells the bad guy - let's call him the 'dude' - to leave. Danny obviously failed to realise how well armed this militia is, and his insolence leads to a bullets and arrows crossfire, catching heaps of innocent people as well as members of both sides. In a sudden moment that I admit was a tad shocking, Ben is shot and Danny is taken away by the men.

Charlie had heard all of the commotion and comes running back to the farm, finding her father dying and her brother apprehended by a rogue military. Ben tells her to find his brother in Chicago and save Danny, and thus begins what I assume to be the main plot of the show.

Charlie, blond girlfriend and Aaron, the only living and named people from the commune all leave together, dooming the town to a series of little to no future appearances. Young adult Charlie seems alright as a protagonist, though there doesn't seem to be much going on under the surface. I don't mind her, but she's kind of dull and overt in her nuances, and I can see the contradiction there. What I'm saying is people don't just shout out what motivates them and how they feel all the time, but Charlie, and almost all the other characters on this show do.

Along the surprisingly short journey to Chicago, Charlie meets muscle bound, confident archer Nate, an obvious future love interest. They come together at a waterfall where she had come for water, with the two of them officially meeting in the single most clichéd greeting I've ever seen; she hears him and hides behind a pile of rocks. He doesn't appear to notice her, but without turning says something like 'you know most people just say good morning'. I could have turned the show off then.

The three continue on, with Nate having little more to do than playful banter in his one scene so far. Charlie, Aaron and other woman spend the night in an airplane they come across on the outskirts of Chicago, only to awaken with three bandits holding knives to their throats. Doctor chick offers them a bottle of whiskey she keeps in her bag - cause why not - which they happily drink, before Mr. Ring Leader drags Charlie off for some erotic play. As she begins to put up a bit of a struggle, the other two start suffering the effects of some poison the woman had put in the alcohol, with her strangling one of the incapacitated men herself. The one trying to get on top of Charlie gets an arrow through his chest by Nate, who had apparently followed them from the waterfall.

Our now four person strong group heads into the desolate ruins of Chicago, with some well designed but not well shot scenes depicting how the city has decayed. I felt that a moving camera would have been more breathtaking, with most of what we see looking like an OK painting. A fluid tracking shot through the overgrown and/or flooded metropolis would have been epic, something that shows the devastation more significantly than a couple static shots of badly computer generated plants imposed on Chicago streets.

Eventually they arrive at the location Ben gave them, finding Miles acting as a bartender while 'keeping a low profile'. Miles is clearly supposed to be the good-guy badass who is reluctant to help people out because that's not the sort of person he is. He's Sawyer from Lost, Peter from Fringe, Damon from the Vampire Diaries, he's boring and a failure to be interesting or different. It's no surprise he turns Charlie down flat, sending her away despite them being family. When Nate sees her upset, he rushes up and threatens Miles, getting his arm caught by the barkeep who rips his shirt back to reveal a militia tattoo, signifying that Nate is a soldier of the Monroe Republic. Good for him. He runs away of course, bringing back a whole mess of soldiers to take Miles down.

In the most hilariously awful and overly choreographed and unlikely battle, Miles defeats a good fifteen of these sword, gun and arrow wielding men without suffering a single wound. If anything, the only good aspect of this sequence was the set, which obviously was once a lavish grand staircase that has crumbled to ruins and become overgrown. At one point it looks like Miles might get a sword up the wazoo when he's surrounded by four or five of these soldiers, but along comes Charlie who crossbows one and makes a run for it with her uncle.

Eventually, everyone's alright with not a single named character being lost in the shit scuffle. You could have introduced a character to die, you know. It's irritating when you do but it would have made it more interesting. Whatever though, because that turned out to be the finale, which is mightily disappointing. The one extra thing we learn before the end is that the friend that Miles drove to work with is Sebastian Monroe, the General of the Monroe Republic and presumably the bad guy.

In the side plot of the night, Danny breaks free from his captors when he discovers the bar he's handcuffed to is loose. He whams his guard with a quick and hard swipe that gives him time to escape, making his way towards a nearby house, only to suffer an asthma attack and die.

I wish, anyway. I barely know him but he comes across as the boring teenage rebel wuss who's going to fall in love with some chick that he's happy to die for at some point, and I'm going to absolutely despise him. God I hope I'm wrong.

He doesn't die. He actually wakes up in the bedroom of some African-American woman (too old to be the future object of his affection), who hands him her son's inhaler. We don't meet the son, and it looks like she lives alone. That is confirmed when the badass dude arrives looking for him, having seen the tracks leading to her back door. She lets them in and they recapture Danny thus thwarting the most pointless escape attempt ever.

In the actual final scene for Revolution's pilot, we see the black woman open a locked door and creep up into a tall tower where a computer lies in wait. She pulls something small out of her pocket, shown to be a device like the one Ben gave Aaron, which she activates, turning on the light bulb above her and powering the computer up. She then proceeds to communicate with a mystery stranger about the appearance of the militia, explaining that they didn't find 'it'.

Oooh... That was... intriguing. I did not come across a single character I enjoyed, though I don't mind Charlie, Aaron or doctor chick. I hope to see much more of Elizabeth Mitchell, though I doubt the show is going to revive her. It sounds strange but I hope they don't, I'll have more respect for it if they don't go back on their word just cause they have a good actress on their hands.

And yes, the story and inevitable revolution look like it’s going to be a lot of fun, but the show clearly needs to develop its own style and atmosphere before I'm going to take it seriously or really get into it. We'll see, but I felt particularly patronised by the stereotypes and shitty dialogue they threw at me, and I hope that the show can improve as it gets deeper and deeper into its mythology and its story.

Tuesday, 16 October 2012

'Days Gone Bye' - The Walking Dead, Season One

The Walking Dead
Season One
Episode One
'Days Gone Bye' - 7.5


'Days Gone Bye' goes through a lot of plot. We meet Sheriff Deputy Rick Grimes, he is shot, he wakes up from a coma an unknown amount of time later, discovers zombie invasion, is taken in by a father and son, leaves father and son, heads to Atlanta, gets stuck in a tank. Still, the one hour episode doesn't feel like it covers a lot of ground.

It is slow. Like, say, Lost, The Walking Dead spends a long time simply having its characters talking to one another. That is certainly not a bad thing - in order for a viewer to care for someone, we need to get to know them, and short of them doing a voice-over this is the easiest way. Rick Grimes is a nice guy, very honourable, he has a wife and a child, you know, pretty much the description of any main character ever. Of course that trope of the goody-goody hero is tried and true, but it does get old. Grimes spends a large amount of the episode making sure that we all know he won't kill the 'walkers' unless he's sure they are dead - the rotting flesh isn't proof enough, it seems - and that finding his wife and son are all that is important to him. Cause you know, that's different.

I will compliment the writing here though, because it is not that simple. Unlike that unbelievable irritating protagonist from Terra Nova (can't remember his name), Rick Grimes has flaws. He does seem to have some small marital issues, he seems to be seeing the best in people all the time and did actually come close to topping himself at the end there. I don't dislike him simply because he is not perfect, as well as the fact that his actor; Andrew Lincoln; does a pretty damn fine job depicting Grime's terror and confusion as he comes to understand what has happened while he was dead to the world. Hopefully in the future he can become much less of a role model, and more of a human being so we can truly count him as a deserving protagonist.

I should stress I know nothing of the graphic novels the series is based on, and don't really want to. This isn't anything against comics, it's just that I prefer to be shocked by the events of a television show than be shocked by how badly a twist is executed as compared to how it was done in the source material. I'm the same with Game of Thrones. Anyhow, my pure lack of knowledge of the comics means I don't know who dies, I don't know what happens and I can't comment on how well the show is adapted - all I can say is whether or not I find the show itself entertaining and rewarding. And yes, for the most part I do.

The other characters were less interesting than our deputy. Dwayne and Dwayne's father (can't remember, sorry) were effective, if only as a device to humanise a zombie invasion and explain the circumstances in layman's terms to Grimes, and thus to us. What was impressive in regards to them was the way in which the show managed to peak our sympathy for their un-dead mother/wife. She never got a line in, she was a zombie from the get-go and we were forced to embrace her as a character of worth nonetheless. Well played, the Walking Dead, well played. I shall remain aware of your tricks from now on.

Aesthetically, my guess is that a lot of what we are shown comes from filmed versions of the frames in the comic, but I can't prove anything. The point is that it looks great - the hospital scene being a prime example. It was bleak and beautiful, with the only bright colours being the red of the blood which appeared wonderfully sparsely. It was scary, and in a show like this fear is the perfect emotion to evoke. My only complaint is in the lack of music. Yes, silence adds weight and makes us create our own emotional response, but it only works when it is juxtaposed against scored scenes. Here, I felt the lack of a proper musical score was simply lazy.

Something else that catches your eye will be the violence. The effects of the zombies are first rate jobs, if a little over done; missing limbs, rotted faces, slow-motion head explodings and close ups of violent death. I believe the most sticking image is that of the torso-zombie, the one near the bike - it was gorgeously grotesque, being only half a human, with its insides dragging along behind it as it pulled itself along the ground. So slow it is harmless, sure, but immeasurably affecting.

So that is the first episode of the Walking Dead, and while I definitely enjoyed it, I feel there are improvements that need to be made. First, it needs a score, second we need to develop the role of Rick Grimes considerably more and third, move it along. Yeah, atmosphere, but there is only so many well-crafted visuals I can take in before I start wondering what my dog is doing right now.  Despite those issues, it was a top-notch job by the effects department, and the casting seemed pretty on the spot. I'll definitely be tuning in again.

'Seed' - The Walking Dead, Season Three

The Walking Dead

Season Three

Episode One

'Seed' - 4.5




To be completely honest, I found this generally fantastic show's newest season opener a bit... boring. Far be it from me to spit in the face of horror fans, but I feel like that this show has had a part of its heart cut out. Perhaps it's this new Rick who's parading the group around in the name of survival rather than in the name of all that is good like the old version of his character did. Maybe's it's the lack of Dale, a character capable of providing a human voice, one that was still able to talk about love and happiness, rather than food and water and cold and blood and walkers. 'Seed' would rank as so far the most disenchanting of The Walking Dead's offerings, showing that this series definitely does not support a zombie invasion, rather it laments that type of cultural dissolution. 

Ug, big words.

Let me be clear, at least clearer for me. The best example of the show's sudden coldness comes in the very first scene. We open in a house overrun with walkers, the camera starting us off by looking deep into the milky eyes of a hungry beast, zooming out just as Rick and T-Dog burst through the door and take all of the dead things out. It's not a too complicated task, and they complete it in the amount of time any seasoned zombie killers would, before beckoning in the rest of the survivors. Three things come to light immediately; since we last saw them, quite an amount of time has passed, shown by Lori's sudden belly explosion. Second, in this long time (comparatively. I mean zombies must make every day feel like a month) the group hasn't lost a single member, with even Beth still hanging around. Third, this first scene is completely dialogue free. Strategically, the silence is to ensure that the mass number of zombies roaming around outside can't hear the survivors in the house, but realistically the writers would have had a reason for doing that, and I believe it is to show both the awkwardness and dissonance in the face of Rick's staunch leadership. At one point for reasons I don't understand he pulls a can of food that Carl had just opened from his little hands and chucks it away, leaving the hungry boy... still hungry.

Guess what; new title sequence. It's not like a drastic change, there isn't any go-go dancing baby or something, and they haven't devolved to a soft focus capitalised title card that floats towards the screen, then glides past while discordant and mysterious notes play over the top... If you get that reference... Anyway, it's simply different footage cut together in a slightly more functional and effective manner, as well as removing the pictures of Lori and Shane. Does that mean Lori might kick the bucket? If it does, do you think it will have anything to do with her little chat with Hershel? If you don't know, Lori - who could be minutes away from breaking water all over some zombie's feet - worried that she'd lost the baby after not feeling it move in a few days, but when she talks to Hershell she's not so worried about it itself. Rather, she worries that if Rick is right about them all being infected, then if the baby has in fact died then could it rise as a little walker-foetus inside her uterus? It was by far the most disturbing thing I've ever heard, and I think Hershel thought something similar as well, pushing that idea aside with little thought. She then immediately asks the veterinarian to kill her and/or the baby without hesitation if one of them looks to be dead or ready to turn, which could easily lead to a very awkward situation down the track. Lucky for them Rick doesn't seem too fond of Lori so much anymore, at least on the outside.

 The group's attempts to find a sustainable shelter before Lori drops a baby in the middle of an infested street seemingly come to a satisfying end, with Daryl discovering the jail we saw at the end of the last season. Somehow, they missed it, or maybe it was artistically presented as being much closer than it really was. Either way, they get there, but find it completely filled with prisoners and guards; all dead of course. 
For whatever reason, about now was when I noticed that walker's groan. Don't you need to breathe for that? 
 Beside the point entirely, I know. So Rick has decided that the jail is the perfect place to make a home at, despite the obvious zombie problem. I guess in this world non-zombie controlled housing is difficult to come by, and thus the jail is possibly the best place they've found in a while, as it clearly hasn't been breached by outside walkers yet. I don't know where they filmed the jail scenes, but the location was far too expansive to have been completely built as a set for the show. It was pretty cool, and it was wonderfully separated into quadrants which the survivors could deal with one by one as they begin to take control of the facility. Soon enough they release one yard from the holds of its zombie inhabitants and they sit down to a quiet, enjoyable bonfire conversation which contained some of the pleasant, character-driven portions of the show that I've come to love. Beth was a particular focus, perhaps because she isn't so well known. She just sang, which means that she still isn't so well known, but we are shown that Carl kind of has a little crush on her, which is sort of cute but also a horrible, horrible omen for the sweet girl. OH NO! HE'S HAPPY! KILL HIM AND EVERYONE HE LOVES!
Bit by bit they capture more of the prison, taking a few littler yards and then capturing the visiting room and a cell block, meaning that the survivors can all hop into a bed with a mattress, finally. I know that a prison is a major location in the comics, but I wonder if its presence in this season hints at the more... cold approach to the action, as jails aren't known for being accommodating or pleasant. I admit though, it is a pretty safe place to wait out the zombie apocalypse, even when overrun.

On that note, the men of the group (and Maggie, but not Carl) decide to try and claim the cafeteria, wondering if there may be food available. This requires a brilliantly creepy journey through the never-ending and nearly pitch-black tunnels which are simply littered with the bare-boned corpses of many an unfortunate resident. Of course they eventually come across the culprits behind the corpse-munching; a whole horde of zombie prisoners, who split the group up when Maggie and Glenn are forced to run another way, scaring Hershel who opts to go back for them. 

This ends well for everybody, as he ends up getting a big bite taken out of his leg by a rather lethargic walker, but Rick, Maggie and all the others manage to save him from actually being devoured, taking him to the cafeteria where Rick quickly takes his leg off with a hatchet. Don't think I'm being reductive, it was surprisingly free of fanfare or emphasis. It looked gruesome and painful, but it really was impressively brief. 

I know I've complained many times during this review about the coldness so far, but this almost absent-minded removal of a somewhat important character's (he's the goddamn doctor!) leg was something you might see in an actual horror MOVIE in which we aren't overly familiar or sympathetic with the people experiencing these horrible events. When a whole bunch of living prisoners pop their heads up from behind the counter we pretty much see the whole thing from their perspective; five people just burst in through a locked door carrying a gravely injured man, took out a hatchet and took a few nice hacks at his leg, all within the space of a minute. The only speaking prisoner is right: 'Holy shit.'

I was impressed. To so unceremoniously commit on-the-fly surgery on a likeable-enough character and then to almost comically introduce about five or six other random guys was...   a bit much. Nothing worthy of a downgrade in the rating, but it just jumped so quickly from one thing to another once they went looking for the cafeteria. I really didn't have much of an idea of what was going on. All I know now is that there are a whole bunch of new characters and Hershel desperately needs to be carried back through the walker-infested hallways and to safety. This is going to end well. 

So what the frig happened to Andrea? Well, let me tell you... I'm not overly sure. She's alive, we see her, and she's still with the crazy woman and her two pet walkers, but she's not well. Seems that the black woman (I know her name but I didn't hear it said so I won't write it down) is out collecting food for her sick friend who had protected her through the winter, which we totally skipped. Andrea believes that she's knocking on death's door, so crazy lady decides to make a run for it, pulling her out of the meat locker they were bunkered down in and venturing out into the world. 

Ok, that was... interesting. This new character is definitely something, but what exactly that is is yet to be seen. We don't know who those two geezers she carries around are, and I haven't heard her name, but she's pretty awesome. No one I know can use a katana like that. I wonder where she got it? I wonder who she is? I wonder where she's from? Ok, I clearly wanted more information on this woman than two measly scenes which gave me NOTHING. NOOOOOOTTTTTHIIIING!!!!!

So, The Walking Dead, what was that? It didn't really set up a plot for the coming season like your last season premiere did, and you didn't even introduce the new characters. What is up with that? Yeah, the scenes in the corridors were scary, but the other zombie moments were little more than stab-slice-shoot-kill-all-is-well, and that's honestly not that interesting. I'm excited to see where you're going with Hershel, how black woman will protect Andrea and what's up with Lori's baby, but that's all in the future. What happened in the now? Not that much. 

Other than present this new season as entirely distant and heartless, I have to wonder if 'Seed' gave us much at all to work with. I'm glad the group has found shelter in a new home, but if it is too safe then where is the conflict? You don't want it too much like what we saw in the last season at the farm. We could do a few more character-building low-action episodes, but the issue is we already know these people. Where are you going, show? What are you doing?!