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Tuesday, 23 October 2012

'Pilot' - The Vampire Diaries, Season One

The Vampire Diaries
Season One
Episode One
'Pilot' - 2.5


That's Nina Dobrev pondering what show she'll try out for once this pilot is dropped in the waste basket.

I admit the Vampire Diaries is a bit of a guilty pleasure. No one really referred it to me, but since my obsession with TV in general often led me to online forums discussing television and such, I'd heard many a person speak highly of the show. I'll be honest by saying I did eventually come to enjoy it, but this first episode is definitely not the reason why. Hell, in my years of watching TV this is one of the worst pilots I've ever seen.

First of all, could the characters be anymore stereotypical? Name one who isn't something out of every high-school set-drama; Caroline, the nosy, whiny, wannabe bitch-whore, Bonnie, the perfect best friend who only ever does the right thing, Jeremy, the rebellious emo who does drugs but feels bad about it, Vicki, the crack whore with zero self confidence, Tyler, the studly douchebag and Matt, the cutesy, love-sick jock ex-boyfriend. OH GOD, so many clichés my head wants to run away! Even Elena, who is just each and every female protagonist ever - she's lost her parents as well! Why do main characters seem to need parental issues or be orphans? Is it more relatable? Don't get me started on the loving brothers Damon and Stefan, whose only roles this episode are to look pretty and act mysterious. Stefan is clearly a moralistic, non-predatory vampire while Damon is the bad-influence, the evil, all powerful one. Right, cause I've never seen that before in a vampire show.

Remember, before TVD fans start tearing me to little chunks, that I'm only reviewing episode one, and I'm trying to blank the rest of the series out for now. I know the characters get better, but I'm trying to look at it as if I've only watched this and it is all I have to go on. So cool down...
Now, what's the next problem? Oh yeah, nothing actually happens. Fucking Vicki is bit at some point, but no one likes Vicki. In fact, I was kinda hoping she'd just die and Jeremy would stop being so pathetic and knight-in-shining-armour-y. At this stage in the show, I think it would have been the best option for him. The two of them are really the worst right now, and everything would have been a million times more awesome if Damon had just killed them both. Sure, Elena would be heartbroken, but conflict is always good in a television show; which is kinda the problem here. Elena meets Stefan, mopes about her dead parents then finds Vicki in the forest and goes home. That is all that happens, and it is the most boring and pointless way to introduce us to one of the protagonists of the show.

I guess that leads me to the big issue here - the writing is absolutely atrocious. The only other show I've watched by Kevin Williamson (that I know of) is The Secret Circle, and that also had a big writing problem. Heck, that was only interesting when Faye (Phoebe Tonkin) was on screen. Here, there isn't even a Faye. All the characters are bland, all the dialogue is bland, there is no conflict and everything comes back to high school-drama clichés. What's worse is that Williamson seems desperate to put in some jokes every now and again, but everyone of them falls completely flat - this may be the girl who plays Bonnie's fault - and that makes me sad. And not in a good, great character death-sad, just exhausted sad. It is trying so hard - too hard - and failing not-so-spectacularly.

I've voiced my complaints about the episode before, and received a typically close-minded response from whoever I was talking to - 'Oh, you obviously weren't paying attention', 'but the acting's so good!' (bullshit), 'Paul Wesley and Ian Somerhalder are so hot though!', 'You clearly didn't get it.' - and guess what; go suck a lemon. You loved it? YOU clearly don't understand what good television is. Not this. You may question why I kept watching, and that's fair. To be frank, I wouldn't have, but so many good reviews about the show convinced me to buy, rather than borrow, the DVD, thus I had twenty-something more episodes that I could watch or I could let go to waste. I luckily chose to give them a go.

Perhaps it's because I'm male. Is that it? Hot guys don't equal a high-quality show for me. It's just not how I view television. Likewise, a hot girl doesn't quite cut it either. No, the shows I watch have substance - fantastic characters, a thrilling plot, brilliant visuals, something - and this horrid pilot lacks any of the sort. This is, quite plainly, a high school-romance drama with a couple of boring vampires who don't do much other than bicker like school girls.

So, why is the rating 2.5 instead of zero? Well, because some of the performances are OK. I can't say terrible or fantastic - there is no specific moment where any actor actually gets to act properly, but Nina Dobrev, Paul Wesley and whoever plays Vicki Donovan did alright with what they were given. Everyone else either sucked serious ass at what they had, or didn't get a chance to fight or fail. Also, it was clear that a lot of work had gone into some of it. For example, the opening sequence with the attack on the couple - a horror cliché to rule them all and not scary in the slightest - was pretty well shot, and the boy and girl did fearful-but-obviously-gonna-die as best they could. The all-too-brief fight scene between the vampire brothers was also choreographed excellently, except it was over in about a minute with no real purpose or lasting result. Ah, oh well. Some parts were fine enough, but this pilot is simply not my idea of a good time.





Sunday, 21 October 2012

'Pilot' - Fringe, Season One

Fringe
Season One
Episode One
‘Pilot’ - 7.0



Kinda looks like a creepy halloween jelly. Great, now I'm hungry. 


Fringe begins with a cold open that is as memorable as Lost's - a normal flight is reduced to disgusting, skin-melting hell over the space of about two minutes, and not a single main or recurring character appears. It is truly gross, and nearly unforgettable. Nearly four years after it first aired, I can still remember the first time that I saw it, and how that I knew there was something attractive about Fringe.

I will admit that when I saw this pilot for the first time, it was the only episode of the show I saw that year. It wasn't a conscious decision of mine to stop watching, rather I would continuously forget that it was on at the same point every week. Is this indicative of the quality of the episode? I wouldn't say so, although it has convinced me that this lacked the pulling power of Lost's magical first episode. Possibly this is due to the distant way the show is made; we don't really get a good look into any of the characters, and it is quite cold and aloof - at least until Walter turns up.

The first main character we meet is Olivia Dunham, played by Australian actress Anna Torv. In future seasons her abilities will be praised, though in the pilot there is little to distinguish her from other protagonists, other than that she is a strong, intelligent woman. Before this gets all feminist-y, you should note that Dunham's motivation is her man, so she isn't a completely perfect model for the modern woman, not yet anyway. Other than her love for fellow FBI Agent John Scott (real original name there), little more is delved into in regards to her personality or her history. All we know is that she is focused, stubborn, smart and emotionally stunted, all of which are pretty standard traits for any main character.

No, in this episode at least, the character who appears the most is not the character that stands out. Here, that role goes to former scientist Walter Bishop, acted with ferocious enthusiasm by another Australian, John Noble. Noble brings Bishop's insanity away from over-the-top, managing to ground his non sequiturs and occasional psychotic breaks in a plausible way, while still allowing the audience to find hilarity in the unfortunate man's suffering. It is indeed a nice break to have the comic relief be possibly the most important main character, and that is exactly what happens in Fringe.

There are obviously actors who aren't Aussies taking part in this uber-expensive production. Canadian Joshua Jackson plays the young Peter Bishop with subtlety - you never really notice the acting at all, which cannot be a bad thing. Blair Brown from Altered States gives a rousing and immaculately-delivered monologue about cancer and the rise of technology in one of her two scenes in the pilot.

In this episode, however, it is not the actors who steal the show. In Fringe, it is all about the visuals. The camera is constantly moving, never remaining static. The cinematographer plays with light and colour, he alternates wildly between close-ups and wide-angle shots. Len’s flare, though used far too much in some shows and films, is used to perfection here, and gives it a modern, fresh look without compromising a scene. The effects must have taken endless days to render so perfectly, and though you often can tell what is and isn't CGI, it is inarguably fantastic stuff for television, especially considering this was made a couple of years ago. The director's skill is apparent in many of the riskier scenes - Olivia's dazed and confused awakening after the bomb blast is spectacular, and we feel right there with her, experiencing the after-effects of a near-lethal explosion. There are two chase scenes, the first being the better, on-foot, it tracks over roof tops and down fire-escapes, jumping from the top of a building to a garbage disposal. The shots which follow Olivia as she dives over the alley to the stairwell on the other side was breath-taking and endlessly re-watchable. The second chase was vehicular, and was also pretty damn good for television, with the final crash the perfect end to the tense, emotionally draining pursuit.

There are issues, as nearly every episode has. As stated, Olivia's character is barely touched on, despite her being in nearly every scene. Similarly, Astrid Farnsworth stands in the background in many pivotal moments, only coming forth to do something for someone else. It's an odd addition to the cast, since she doesn't really do anything. Agent Scott is not particularly well portrayed, nor well explored, though it looks like his role in the show will be expanded upon later, despite his death at the conclusion of the episode.

On that note, the twist. It seems that all pilots need a twist at their end, and in this we learn Olivia's beloved has his hands dirty with the mess on the plane, and was involved in some way with the terrorist. I don't know about any of you, but I did not expect it. Sure, it wasn't that big a deal - we hadn't gotten to know the guy at all - but it was moving only because Olivia had just spent eighty minutes trying to save the man. Still, there are clearly going to be repercussions later on, and they will no doubt be worth the pain.

I don't know what the deal is; Fringe is an amazing show. Yet, I find myself having issues getting back into the early stories. Is it the dramatic increase in quality that the show goes through in the second season? Who knows, but the pilot is still a great piece of work. Sure, it looks like JJ Abrams attempted to recreate the feel of Lost, but that doesn't overly detract from the experience. In my opinion, it is a must see show as a whole, and thus, the pilot itself should be watched by anyone who likes a good sci-fi with an overarching mystery.

Saturday, 20 October 2012

'Pilot' - Homeland, Season One

Homeland

Season One

Episode One

'Pilot' - 9.5


'Thinking about terrorism gets me in the mood. Stopping it, of course.'
- PS. Not actually from the show.

Homeland is a terrific television series. I say this as someone who has already seen the entire first season, and admit my desire to rewatch every episode so far is what is driving me to write this review. It is strange to pinpoint exactly what makes it so good - it feels a bit like I am trying to explain why I enjoy a specific song. I guess it's just satisfying, and evokes the right emotional reaction from me. I honestly don't know; all I can tell is that the whole first season is expertly crafted and nurtured by its writers, directors and actors.

It still doesn't make much sense to me; the score in 'Homeland' seems pretty stock-pile worthy, and never reaches any kind of crescendo on its own. The flashbacks are over directed and clichéd; with 1980’s vignettes and 'foggy' sound editing to make everything appear distant. One could even say the premise on its own doesn't sound interesting at all (I sure did). Yet, 'Homeland' is right, and when put together in this fashion is nearly flawless.

Personally, I think we can attribute the successful composition of the show to two aspects - Casting and writing. There are nearly no weak links in the relatively small cast, with even the little roles played to perfection. The two clear protagonists; CIA officer Carrie Mathison and former-POW Sergeant Nicholas Brody; are immaculately given life by Claire Danes and Damian Lewis. Brody's wife is played by sci-fi favourite Morena Baccarin, who proves her ability outside of laser guns and stargates. Mandy Patinkin seems to revel in playing Mathison's mentor Saul, a character not-unlike his role in Criminal Minds. The only not-so-fantastic performances are given by the children actors, though we can hardly fault them on that; however I must admit the son's 'nice to meet you' introduction to his father was very well done by the young Jackson Pace.

There are some moments of real acting greatness during this episode, including Lewis and Baccarin engaging in their first sexual encounter in over eight years, which ends in Brody's wife having to hold back her tears following a particularly rough tumble. Danes is the one who really steals the show though, coming through with a fury in scenes such as Carrie's interaction with Virgil in the van, the interrogation of Brody and the captivating part where Carrie was confronted over her surveillance of Brody by her friend - and superior - Saul.

The plot involves terrorism, a touchy topic for anyone; American or not, and it deals with the aftermath of 9/11 quite honestly and openly. Before then, I doubt such a show as this would have been conceivable, and 'Homeland' seems to be aware of where it all comes from and what it can and can't do if it wants to remain relevant and relatable. No one character is blatantly a terrorist, and they are never accused of being evil or immoral. In fact, Brody's possible dissent to the Muslim extremists - here led by fictional mastermind Abu Nazir - is handled sympathetically. We are given no specific answers as to what side he's on, but we are slowly being led to understand him no matter what. The most interesting piece of plot, however, is Mathison's 'mood disorder'. While no big deal is really made by anyone, Virgil makes a good point when he wonders whether Carrie is either A) telling the truth, B) making the whole thing up or C) completely and irreversibly insane. As the viewers we are forced to make a similar observation - there is no way Carrie is normal, but could she really just be paranoid? A possibly-insane protagonist is a hell of a gutsy move by the writers and should be continuously commended.

The characters and the actors who play them are what make this episode and the show, not only watchable but endlessly riveting. It is not funny or sad, over-the-top or subtle. 'Homeland' is simply captivating, if only due to a perfect balance of composition. This first episode, and nearly all of the rest of the season, are absolutely fantastic. A must-see drama for all. 

Friday, 19 October 2012

'Pilot' - 666 Park Avenue, Season One

666 Park Avenue

Season One

Episode One

‘Pilot’ – 6.0



I’ve been taking somewhat of a break from writing my pieces recently, which I admit is an interesting thing to do at this time of year, with almost every returning show reappearing around now. It’s not my fault though, since I’m actually in the complex and highly overrated process of shifting my place of residence somewhere new, and the lack of a functioning cable receiver, bluray player, DVR or television have been hampering my repeated attempts to get back in the game. Yeah, that has put me behind. Yeah, it means none of my recaps have gone up yet. Yeah, like you give a shit.

In my first writing day for nearly two weeks, I am bringing to you a recap of the first episode from new horror drama 666 Park Avenue. Set in a New York apartment building, this adaption of Gabriella Pierce’s novel of the same name is no doubt hinged on the success of fellow genre-buddy ‘American Horror Story’, who came to be last year and brought horror into the realm of possibility on television. That said, I should mention how difficult it would be not to compare these two shows with one another, and thus I can’t be bothered trying not to. Obvious question; which is better? Less obvious answer; I just can’t tell yet.

If you consider what is probably the most important thing in this genre; actually being scared, FYI; American Horror Story definitely takes the cake. 666 has a few moments that got me a little but it lacked that pervasive sense of suspense and dread that made AHS so enthralling. However, the reason AHS was so scary was that it was unbelievably over-the-top, throwing any semblance of restraint or common sense so far out of the window it became entirely irretrievable, and this allows the viewer to legitimately feel like anything could – and would – happen over the course of the show. 666 seems to have morals and boundries, choosing to be almost completely devoid of violence or sex; those two aspects of horror that can be so easily used to manipulate our fear. Perhaps it isn’t so much morals, rather it would be the guiding hand of free-to-air network executives. You have to worry about this sort of thing, I guess, if you want to garner the attention of the general public, despite this being a horror show that risks alienating the fans of horror shows. Wow, did you get that?

So what exactly is this show about? Well, 999 Park Avenue is a residential hotel in the fancy part of New York, and it is a quite attractive building. I’m no architecture-fanatic  - I actually like the look of Fed Square – but this haunted masterpiece is pretty breathtaking, though that’s just a case of excellent location scouting. Anyway, in the first sequence we meet the building’s pre-main couple residential manager, who’s ambitions seem to converge on the thought of being a symphonic violinist,because that just founds epic fun. Whatever though, cause as he plays under the watchful eyes of the show’s obvious antagonistic couple – Lost’s Terry O’Quinn and Desperate Housewives’ Vanessa Williams – the tips of our musician’s plucking fingers begin to split open just a little bit, dripping blood onto his sheet music and his nice shoes. The bad guys are loving this of course.

Later the clearly ill-fated muso returns to his flat at 999 Park Avenue, packing his bags and smashing his violin against the dresser. He tries to run out the door, only to have it shut on him as he receives a call from O’Quinn, who totally says some shit. Scary shit, I’m sure. Admittedly, I just wanted to see this man murdered violently, only because my brain was freaking out thinking that it was inevitable. Sure enough, he does die, but not particularly shockingly. I was a little surprised, but it was no scary end; violinman (the world’s least interesting superhero) manages to break his way out of the building’s intricately designed double door entrance, only for that oh-so-familiar imminent-death cue to play just as he falls to his knees in relief. Seconds later he’s sucked through a little viewing hole and out of our show. To be honest, it was fairly nerve-wracking; until he was eaten by a door. Right, cause, that’s just full of sense right there. Couldn’t he have exploded or something? 999 Park Avenue is scary because it ABSORBS its victims? You do that, TV, I won’t stop you. I won’t like it, but I won’t stop you.

I didn’t realise what a profound effect that somewhat disappointing first death would have on my overall viewing experience. Initially I did think it was a bit silly – and not in a good horror-movie implausibility way – but it almost entirely vacuum-sucked the tension out of this show. Thankfully, there are actually a few other things going for it.

Our real protagonists, and the new resident managers are Jane Van Veen and Henry Martin, played by Australian Rachael Taylor and Dave Annable respectively, who offer a younger and more attractive look than what was seen in AHS. Oddly though, this slight advantage was not really used at all, and at their most seductive we see Taylor apparently naked in a bath tub. A sexy girl, sure, but they could have taken advantage of it. Another actress, Helena Mattsson – who has far too many adjacent double letters in her last name – is asked to strip off for the camera, which makes a bizarre decision to pan up a little, preventing visible boobage. I’m not complaining too much, it was just a bit surprising for a horror show to resist getting a little post-PG. DAMN YOU PARENT GROUPS. Some shows can have nudity. We aren’t all frigid old people with sheltered children!

The most interesting plot of the night did actually involve Mattsson. Taylor and Annable didn’t really do much, other than fuss over the house and get ever so subtly manipulated by Locke and Vanessa Williams. If you were wondering. Regardless, Mattsson plays Alexis, a voyeuristic whore who enjoys being ogled at by Brian Leonard, a flailing playwright portrayed by Robert Buckley who lives in 666 and is able to see Alexis’ apartment. His wife is Louise Leonard, who suffers in the episodes best scene; Only minutes after Brian watched Alexis remove her silken dressing gown to reveal off-camera bosoms, the married couple are caught in an elevator mishap. Their downward journey had been short, but somewhat unexpecting, culminating in Louise getting struck by a premature closing of the lift doors. I was honestly surprised, and watching the heavy metal barricade shut on the poor woman again and again was actually incredibly painful to watch. There was a very brief moment of real suspense when the lift clearly began to rise back up again, and I was momentarily sure that she was about to be torn in half. However, the next shot shows her back on the floor again, all of her in one piece. Not quite sure what happened there, but it didn’t matter, I enjoyed it. If it matters, she’s not dead.

For another character, they don’t get out of the night’s happenings so easily. His name is John Barlow, and it is established early on that he is a recent widower, with a very nosy Jane quickly discovering that Mrs. Barlow had died in a mental institution. In an understated and tense scene, the ghost of this woman appears behind Jane as she fiddles with a light globe, before vanishing into the darkness and emerging alive on the bed of her widowed husband. Gavin explains to John that his wife’s return is a rented life, and that payments need to be made. He orders the poor guy to murder two men, but he flakes on the third and Gavin returns his insolence with more getting-eaten-by-the-building. I won’t be so utterly bereft of fear about this bizarre method of death if you kill one of the protagonists with a spontaneous devouring-by-house. Maybe Jane can be chewed up by a water heater!

In all truth, nothing much else really happened. I’m already sick to death of the building itself, though I hope that it causes more lift-door accidents, that was fantastic. It was really the only point in the episode that had me tense – though the finger slicing in the cold open was getting there. The performances are passable, though I haven’t seen enough to judge properly. I wouldn’t say any actors jumped out in either good or bad ways, and I can see Taylor taking Jane far over the course of the series. O’Quinn and Williams are quite effective as the evil hearts of this tale, but from personal experience I have learnt that evil is the easiest personality trait to pull off to an audience. EVIL LAUGHTER CUED AND DELIVERED.

The cinematography is pretty typical of a horror, though it appears to be somewhat less inclined to pull evasive techniques just to keep us on our toes. For example, we don’t get close ups that obscure the entire frame to increase claustrophobia, which is a welcome change, though it once again makes 666 seem less like a horror and more like a standard network drama. Not necessarily a bad thing, though I hope they can pull in the normal audience like they seem to be trying to. Musically, I only really noticed anything in the cold open, which was scored with a nice orchestral piece, a motif of the show it seems as a symphony manages to make a repeat appearance. I’m certainly not antsy, classical music is always a step ahead of synthesiser-based scores that you get in shows like ‘the Vampire Diaries’. We all should note how important the music is in a horror film. Yes, Joss Whedon may note that the score manipulates us into feeling set emotions when we should really be experiencing everything the way we want to, but in a horror we need to be scared, and little does that better than a terrific, over-the-top musical cue. For now, 666 seems to understand that.

I’ll definitely tune in some more, though exactly how long the show is able to keep me intrigued is yet to be seen. Fingers crossed! 

Thursday, 18 October 2012

'Pilot' - Revolution, Season One

Revolution

Season One

Episode One

'Pilot' - 3.0





I've always loved starting new shows. With most people, it takes a few episodes before they decide whether or not a show is worthwhile, but the pilot gives you that one point in the show when you can make any assumptions about it that you want, without worrying about there being more information in past episodes or any prior notions that you are contradicting. Thus, we have the first episode of the new post-apocalyptic drama series 'Revolution', which I'm determined to see through the first season of, regardless of quality. Hell, bad episodes are more fun to write about.

One issue with pilots is that you have to remember all these names, faces, locations and situations that you'll generally have no chance of knowing prior to watching the show. I wrote down everything I thought was important and I still don't have the names for every important character we met. First things first though; was it any good? Well... it's alright.

To be honest, I was definitely intrigued by the prospect of a modern world where humanity has been stripped of its literal power, preventing cars, computers, phones, fridges, production lines, anything involving electricity from working. Don't think too hard about it, the premise really doesn't make that much sense when you consider it. Like, if power just stopped flowing, we would die. Electrical impulses cross synapses in our bodies which allow us to feel, react, move and think. Not all cars need electricity to run. Is there still lightning? I'm aware that's static electricity (I think, isn't it?), but you get the idea. There isn't much point in obsessing over the science of it all.

Revolution is one of those shows that attempts to get by on only a detailed and potential epic tale, believing that it doesn't need to spend long periods going over characterisation or dialogue. It's a shame, because the executive producer is JJ Abrams, who I know can write an excellent character drama, yet Revolution just... isn’t.

In the first scene we meet the a family living in modern Chicago; Ben is the father, Danny is the youngest and Charlotte the oldest. The mother I can't remember the name of, or maybe it wasn't said out loud, all I know is that she is played by Elizabeth Mitchell, who was one of the best actresses on Lost in her role as morally ambiguous Dr. Juliet Burke. Tonight though, she's only in the few flashbacks we get to see.

Everything is all right for about two minutes, but I have to hand it to the show - they get onto it fast. Ben arrives home and throws his junk onto the table, immediately getting out his phone to call his brother, who is driving down a freeway with a marine colleague or something. Apparently all the power's about to go out - big shock there, considering what we know the show to be about - but before Ben can warn his brother Miles, the blackout hits, severing the connection. The shots of the power disappearing were fairly awe-inspiring, with the darkness sweeping through cities like a wave. Miles and his friend's perspective of the headlights going out along the busy freeway was my favourite, as the camera panned up the length of the road, slowly revealing the horizon and the faint glinting lights of falling airplanes.

Seconds later, we flash forward to fifteen years after the event, with our protagonist seemingly Ben, who has become a worried and protective father of Charlotte or 'Charlie' and Danny, the latter is revealed to have asthma. Elizabeth Mitchell is said to have died, and the new matriarch is a British-accented medical doctor who treats Danny's asthma attack with herbs. Ben is eternally fearful of bandits and the militia which have arisen in the last few years and forbids his kids from venturing to close to the road or too far away.

They live in a makeshift commune with a whole bunch of other unrelated people, only one of whom is revealed to be at all important; Aaron, some fat guy who we later find out was a multimillionaire who worked for Google. I guess he's the Hurley of this show.

A normal day for the farming community is ruined when a local militia arrives, loyal to whatever the hell the 'Monroe Republic' is. This small group is led by some stereotypically macho, badass dude who comes looking for Ben Matheson, as well as his brother Miles who is clearly not at the township. Ben hands a small device – seen to be a flash drive in the initial scene - to Aaron and tells him not to let it fall into the wrong hands. Badass guy threatens Ben with the conscription and re-education of his children, and he agrees to go with them. Unfortunately this is television and it can never be that simple, and idiot teenager (there is always one) Danny pulls out a crossbow and tells the bad guy - let's call him the 'dude' - to leave. Danny obviously failed to realise how well armed this militia is, and his insolence leads to a bullets and arrows crossfire, catching heaps of innocent people as well as members of both sides. In a sudden moment that I admit was a tad shocking, Ben is shot and Danny is taken away by the men.

Charlie had heard all of the commotion and comes running back to the farm, finding her father dying and her brother apprehended by a rogue military. Ben tells her to find his brother in Chicago and save Danny, and thus begins what I assume to be the main plot of the show.

Charlie, blond girlfriend and Aaron, the only living and named people from the commune all leave together, dooming the town to a series of little to no future appearances. Young adult Charlie seems alright as a protagonist, though there doesn't seem to be much going on under the surface. I don't mind her, but she's kind of dull and overt in her nuances, and I can see the contradiction there. What I'm saying is people don't just shout out what motivates them and how they feel all the time, but Charlie, and almost all the other characters on this show do.

Along the surprisingly short journey to Chicago, Charlie meets muscle bound, confident archer Nate, an obvious future love interest. They come together at a waterfall where she had come for water, with the two of them officially meeting in the single most clichéd greeting I've ever seen; she hears him and hides behind a pile of rocks. He doesn't appear to notice her, but without turning says something like 'you know most people just say good morning'. I could have turned the show off then.

The three continue on, with Nate having little more to do than playful banter in his one scene so far. Charlie, Aaron and other woman spend the night in an airplane they come across on the outskirts of Chicago, only to awaken with three bandits holding knives to their throats. Doctor chick offers them a bottle of whiskey she keeps in her bag - cause why not - which they happily drink, before Mr. Ring Leader drags Charlie off for some erotic play. As she begins to put up a bit of a struggle, the other two start suffering the effects of some poison the woman had put in the alcohol, with her strangling one of the incapacitated men herself. The one trying to get on top of Charlie gets an arrow through his chest by Nate, who had apparently followed them from the waterfall.

Our now four person strong group heads into the desolate ruins of Chicago, with some well designed but not well shot scenes depicting how the city has decayed. I felt that a moving camera would have been more breathtaking, with most of what we see looking like an OK painting. A fluid tracking shot through the overgrown and/or flooded metropolis would have been epic, something that shows the devastation more significantly than a couple static shots of badly computer generated plants imposed on Chicago streets.

Eventually they arrive at the location Ben gave them, finding Miles acting as a bartender while 'keeping a low profile'. Miles is clearly supposed to be the good-guy badass who is reluctant to help people out because that's not the sort of person he is. He's Sawyer from Lost, Peter from Fringe, Damon from the Vampire Diaries, he's boring and a failure to be interesting or different. It's no surprise he turns Charlie down flat, sending her away despite them being family. When Nate sees her upset, he rushes up and threatens Miles, getting his arm caught by the barkeep who rips his shirt back to reveal a militia tattoo, signifying that Nate is a soldier of the Monroe Republic. Good for him. He runs away of course, bringing back a whole mess of soldiers to take Miles down.

In the most hilariously awful and overly choreographed and unlikely battle, Miles defeats a good fifteen of these sword, gun and arrow wielding men without suffering a single wound. If anything, the only good aspect of this sequence was the set, which obviously was once a lavish grand staircase that has crumbled to ruins and become overgrown. At one point it looks like Miles might get a sword up the wazoo when he's surrounded by four or five of these soldiers, but along comes Charlie who crossbows one and makes a run for it with her uncle.

Eventually, everyone's alright with not a single named character being lost in the shit scuffle. You could have introduced a character to die, you know. It's irritating when you do but it would have made it more interesting. Whatever though, because that turned out to be the finale, which is mightily disappointing. The one extra thing we learn before the end is that the friend that Miles drove to work with is Sebastian Monroe, the General of the Monroe Republic and presumably the bad guy.

In the side plot of the night, Danny breaks free from his captors when he discovers the bar he's handcuffed to is loose. He whams his guard with a quick and hard swipe that gives him time to escape, making his way towards a nearby house, only to suffer an asthma attack and die.

I wish, anyway. I barely know him but he comes across as the boring teenage rebel wuss who's going to fall in love with some chick that he's happy to die for at some point, and I'm going to absolutely despise him. God I hope I'm wrong.

He doesn't die. He actually wakes up in the bedroom of some African-American woman (too old to be the future object of his affection), who hands him her son's inhaler. We don't meet the son, and it looks like she lives alone. That is confirmed when the badass dude arrives looking for him, having seen the tracks leading to her back door. She lets them in and they recapture Danny thus thwarting the most pointless escape attempt ever.

In the actual final scene for Revolution's pilot, we see the black woman open a locked door and creep up into a tall tower where a computer lies in wait. She pulls something small out of her pocket, shown to be a device like the one Ben gave Aaron, which she activates, turning on the light bulb above her and powering the computer up. She then proceeds to communicate with a mystery stranger about the appearance of the militia, explaining that they didn't find 'it'.

Oooh... That was... intriguing. I did not come across a single character I enjoyed, though I don't mind Charlie, Aaron or doctor chick. I hope to see much more of Elizabeth Mitchell, though I doubt the show is going to revive her. It sounds strange but I hope they don't, I'll have more respect for it if they don't go back on their word just cause they have a good actress on their hands.

And yes, the story and inevitable revolution look like it’s going to be a lot of fun, but the show clearly needs to develop its own style and atmosphere before I'm going to take it seriously or really get into it. We'll see, but I felt particularly patronised by the stereotypes and shitty dialogue they threw at me, and I hope that the show can improve as it gets deeper and deeper into its mythology and its story.

Tuesday, 16 October 2012

'Days Gone Bye' - The Walking Dead, Season One

The Walking Dead
Season One
Episode One
'Days Gone Bye' - 7.5


'Days Gone Bye' goes through a lot of plot. We meet Sheriff Deputy Rick Grimes, he is shot, he wakes up from a coma an unknown amount of time later, discovers zombie invasion, is taken in by a father and son, leaves father and son, heads to Atlanta, gets stuck in a tank. Still, the one hour episode doesn't feel like it covers a lot of ground.

It is slow. Like, say, Lost, The Walking Dead spends a long time simply having its characters talking to one another. That is certainly not a bad thing - in order for a viewer to care for someone, we need to get to know them, and short of them doing a voice-over this is the easiest way. Rick Grimes is a nice guy, very honourable, he has a wife and a child, you know, pretty much the description of any main character ever. Of course that trope of the goody-goody hero is tried and true, but it does get old. Grimes spends a large amount of the episode making sure that we all know he won't kill the 'walkers' unless he's sure they are dead - the rotting flesh isn't proof enough, it seems - and that finding his wife and son are all that is important to him. Cause you know, that's different.

I will compliment the writing here though, because it is not that simple. Unlike that unbelievable irritating protagonist from Terra Nova (can't remember his name), Rick Grimes has flaws. He does seem to have some small marital issues, he seems to be seeing the best in people all the time and did actually come close to topping himself at the end there. I don't dislike him simply because he is not perfect, as well as the fact that his actor; Andrew Lincoln; does a pretty damn fine job depicting Grime's terror and confusion as he comes to understand what has happened while he was dead to the world. Hopefully in the future he can become much less of a role model, and more of a human being so we can truly count him as a deserving protagonist.

I should stress I know nothing of the graphic novels the series is based on, and don't really want to. This isn't anything against comics, it's just that I prefer to be shocked by the events of a television show than be shocked by how badly a twist is executed as compared to how it was done in the source material. I'm the same with Game of Thrones. Anyhow, my pure lack of knowledge of the comics means I don't know who dies, I don't know what happens and I can't comment on how well the show is adapted - all I can say is whether or not I find the show itself entertaining and rewarding. And yes, for the most part I do.

The other characters were less interesting than our deputy. Dwayne and Dwayne's father (can't remember, sorry) were effective, if only as a device to humanise a zombie invasion and explain the circumstances in layman's terms to Grimes, and thus to us. What was impressive in regards to them was the way in which the show managed to peak our sympathy for their un-dead mother/wife. She never got a line in, she was a zombie from the get-go and we were forced to embrace her as a character of worth nonetheless. Well played, the Walking Dead, well played. I shall remain aware of your tricks from now on.

Aesthetically, my guess is that a lot of what we are shown comes from filmed versions of the frames in the comic, but I can't prove anything. The point is that it looks great - the hospital scene being a prime example. It was bleak and beautiful, with the only bright colours being the red of the blood which appeared wonderfully sparsely. It was scary, and in a show like this fear is the perfect emotion to evoke. My only complaint is in the lack of music. Yes, silence adds weight and makes us create our own emotional response, but it only works when it is juxtaposed against scored scenes. Here, I felt the lack of a proper musical score was simply lazy.

Something else that catches your eye will be the violence. The effects of the zombies are first rate jobs, if a little over done; missing limbs, rotted faces, slow-motion head explodings and close ups of violent death. I believe the most sticking image is that of the torso-zombie, the one near the bike - it was gorgeously grotesque, being only half a human, with its insides dragging along behind it as it pulled itself along the ground. So slow it is harmless, sure, but immeasurably affecting.

So that is the first episode of the Walking Dead, and while I definitely enjoyed it, I feel there are improvements that need to be made. First, it needs a score, second we need to develop the role of Rick Grimes considerably more and third, move it along. Yeah, atmosphere, but there is only so many well-crafted visuals I can take in before I start wondering what my dog is doing right now.  Despite those issues, it was a top-notch job by the effects department, and the casting seemed pretty on the spot. I'll definitely be tuning in again.

'Boardwalk Empire' - Boardwalk Empire, Season One

Boardwalk Empire

Season One

Episode One

'Boardwalk Empire' – 8.5



To call the first episode of prohibition drama Boardwalk Empire grand is to call a snail slow. it is reported that the production of this one pilot cost around eighteen million dollars, making it one the most expensive episode of television ever produced. It doesn't take long to see where the money has gone; the costumes are immaculate and - I believe - realistic, some big names have signed on to act and of course, Martin Scorsese himself is directing.

While I won't say that an expensive production automatically makes a television show worth watching, the money has clearly gone to the right places to make Boardwalk Empire - also the name of the episode itself, I might add - a true marvel that needs to be both witnessed and heard to truly experience. A particular sight to see is the Atlantic City boardwalk, which was largely reproduced to the exact 1920s measurements, with the rest painstakingly rendered in CGI so that you cannot physically tell where the wood ends and where the pixels begin.

It's odd then that the title sequence is not particularly striking or original. Really, it's just Steve Buscemi in character as protagonist Enoch 'Nucky' Thompson standing on the beach in front of the boardwalk as waves crash and recede, carrying empty wine and liquor bottles with them, all to the tune of some electric guitar rubbish. I didn't know they had electric guitars then.

The episode itself is loaded with colourful characters aside from Nucky himself. There is Jimmy Darmody, a veteran who fought in the Great War as well as his wife and son. Margaret Schroeder, a mother of two with one on the way, lives at the mercy of an abusive, gambler husband. There are crime bosses from other cities; Arnold Rothstein, Big Jim Colosimo, Johnny Torio; as well as their assistants and henchmen, including Lucky Luciano, Rothstein's right-hand man; and Al Capone, who is from Torrio's crew. Nucky has a woman in his life, Lucy Danziger, and a brother, Eli, the sheriff of Atlantic City. Nucky himself is the treasurer, and as corrupt as they come. Of course there are a lot of smaller bit players whose names I can't be bothered remembering right now, but the point is there are a lot of characters here, and they all have their roles to play.

Every minute brings new characters or plot points, with the first big one being the beginning of the Volstead Act which basically brings Prohibition into effect. The scenes preceding are an ode to alcohol and to 1920s culture, with the music, costumes and sets exactly how one would have thought the era famous for its organised crime to look. A particularly fascinating little addition was the coffin designed to look like a liquor bottle, which was both intricate and meaningful. The amount of detail and work that has gone into every second here is so clear; script, cast and art direction are without flaw. I just love the aesthetic of this show.

Out of the many storylines that erupt over the course of the episode, the most moving belongs to Margaret Schroeder, who initially goes to Nucky for help finding her dead-beat husband a job for the tourist season. Nucky is a bit of a softy for charity cases, especially when they are in the form of a soft-spoken Irish-accented pregnant lady, so he gives her a nice wad of cash to tide her over. Next thing we know her husband is in Nucky's illegal casino, betting away what his wife had just received and earning himself a good beat-down. In his own retaliation he assaults Margaret, and in a horrible scene of realization we come to know that he has cost her the life of her (and his) unborn child. Kelly MacDonald is unconvincing in her first scene, kindly asking Mr. Thompson for his aid, but when it comes to the tougher stuff - the things we hope we never have to experience - MacDonald shines.

Towards the end of the episode, and accompanied by the dramatic wailing of an Italian aria, Hans Schroeder is murdered by the Sheriff and his colleague at Nucky's behest, while an unknown assailant violently ends Big Jim Colosimo. Where these two obviously pivotal moments will go is beyond me, but this isn't looking like one of those simplistic dramas that one can simply tune in and out of.

I love the characters and their complexity, along with the theatric music, composition and cinematography. Sadly, the plot is rendered far too complicated by the massive group of realistic and well-drawn characters, even if they themselves are fantastic. I can only hope that the coming series is much less convoluted.