The
Vampire Diaries
Season One
Episode Nine
'History Repeating' - 7.0
'We are never telling Elena we did THAT' |
Something
I notice about most ‘The Vampire Diaries’ fans is that they refuse to admit that the show has some dodgy
episodes. Hell, they'll refuse to admit it has dodgy scenes. It's a
generalisation, so it is not entirely fair, but have a glance at the forums or
the wikis and you’ll see they can be pretty ravenous. I wonder if this is the
Justin Beiber demographic?
Anyway,
that is beside the point, because 'History Repeating' isn't too bad, in fact I
did kind of enjoy it. It was Bonnie-centric, which would normally spell doom
since Katerina Graham really needs to do a few more acting lessons, but some of
the set pieces and revelations are actually fairly momentous. Of course the
most notable would be that Katherine is in fact alive, and is simply locked in
a tomb beneath Fell's church. On a related note, does Fell's Church mean Logan
Fell's ancestors were like pastors and priests? So that means that those
religious occupations translated to journalism? Is that a bit of religious
commentary there, Vampire Diaries, are you trying to be clever?
We see a
lot more of Bonnie's amber necklace tonight which has been a major plot device
since 'Family Ties', although this was kind of built up as its final
appearance. In just the one episode, the poor thing is squabbled over by
Caroline and Bonne, thrown into a paddock, involved in a possession then blown
to smithereens. Big night for it.
Since
Bonnie is Bonnie, she's beginning to freak out more and more because of her
fledging-witch abilities, as well as the visions of her great-great-something-or-other
Emily brought on by the necklace. Emily has been trying to direct her to Fell's
Church in all kinds of 'creepy' ways, well... Vampire Diaries creepy, which
isn't really very tense or scary just... I don't know. Not good. So Bonnie, fed
up with the constant magical antics, hocks her family's antique necklace as far
as she can into some random paddock in what seems to have been supposed to be
an emotionally heavy scene, but in the end it was boring and kinda pointless.
That very night the necklace is back in her bag for Caroline to find and be a
bitch about.
There was
a séance. How they got there, I'm not sure. It was Caroline's idea, but it was
one of the most idiotic decisions anyone has ever made ever. We have a ghost?
Awesome, a séance always seems to fix these problems in the films! I think at
this point in the show, Caroline is actually mentally handicapped. As you'd
expect, the séance makes everything awful - candles flair up, windows bash
open, the necklace disappears then baits Bonnie into getting locked in a
bathroom and inhabited by the ghost of her ancestor. Wow I wish that my manicure parties with the
girlfriends ended with demonic possession. Come on, TVD, you had a terrific (if
kinda contrite) opportunity to pull some actually frightening scenes on us, but
you chose to do some lightweight jump moments while that freaking foul score
played over the top. Put some more money in your orchestra, cause right now
your music is either disappearing under the scenes or completely over shadowing
it with buckets of horrid ear-murder.
You know
what was impressive though? Bonnie, now possessed by Emily, heads over to
Fell's Church, gives Damon a good supernatural shove then obliterates the
crystal in a fiery and very dramatic crowning moment of awesome. There was even
a flaming pentagram, though I don't know if many of this show's viewers would
get the significance. In fact I don't know if the writers did either, since
Bonnie spends the scene telling Damon she won't bring evil upon Mystic Falls,
while standing in a giant devil's symbol that had appeared around her. Right,
OK. The whole scene was pretty amazing, and we did learn one pretty epic secret
- Katherine is alive, and locked in a tomb under the church! As well as
twenty-six other vampires, but who cares because KATHERINE! Although
I don't know if she'll ever escape now that the crystal is destroyed, but come
on, this is Vampire Diaries, they aren't going to leave something like
Katherine locked away for long.
Did
anything else happen? Well Stefan and Damon spent the episode bonding of sorts,
playing darts and football and being brothers, and I was just like... wow, look
at all the fucks I give. I don't even care why Damon's in Mystic Falls, though
now I know it's for Katherine I'm cool with it. Still I had a brief moment when
I didn't despise Damon with every single aspect of my being, and that was at
the very end of the episode where he's just sitting in the forest all alone and
sulky cause Emily effectively just sealed the love of his life in a tomb for
eternity. Ian Somerhalder didn't do too badly, and I really got the
fallen-from-grace and hopeless vibe. Paul Wesley did a good job too, since
almost all the characters end up crying at the end there, Stefan's much more
emotional reaction to the events of the episode was a surprisingly adept acting
job from someone who's really only acted as passively interested so far.
So this
episode did bring us a hell of a lot of plot - Katherine is alive, but the
necklace needed to free her has been destroyed, Logan's alive, and maybe a
vampire? There's a new history teacher, Alaric Saltzman, who has like a vampire
ring-thing, and didn't come into Jenna's house, maybe because he wasn't
invited. Both Damon and Stefan said that they'd leave town, though I doubt
either will for very long. Bonnie is informed of all the crazy in the world
(that Elena's aware of). That's a lot of stuff for one episode of a show like
this, so that can't be a bad thing.
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